Saturday, February 17, 2007

Chastity Belts and Dick Sheaths !


It never fails to amaze me of the many "moronic" remarks, so called scholars and moral-guardians of Islam come up with ! Take this suggestion mooted by Islamic scholar Datuk Abu Hassan Din.. !


Come on lah...you I'm no religious scholar and you don't have to be a rocket scientist to rebut this 'mother of all "idiocy"- cock-eyed view on women' in this 'Islam Hadari' country of ours ! And I tell you, it is these same men of "cultured" religious backgrounds that hold the same dick-eyed view of a rather "simple" and "honest" gesture of a clean hand placed on an exposed arm of a famous international starlet !... ahemmm..more so if that hand belonged to an honest and pious leader like our beloved jet-setting PM !

To thwart the rising rape and incest cases in this country (and NOT only in the east coast of this peninsula) and as to what the 'holy-cow' had suggested... I pronounce ...IT is time to castrate all men found guilty of the misdeed instead and not blame the women only. Maybe an iron-cast dick-sheath bolted round his waist and weighing 10 pounds to be worn by this sex-fiend for eternity ! Sheesh... this Datuk Abu Hassan Din has taken our fast progressing country, in the name of religion, smack !...back into the Dark Ages ! We are independent 50 years today and this is the dung we have to put up with...hhmmm... Shame on you "Datuk"!!

You don't have to go to university to learn to protect and respect your family ! For God sake they are your own flesh and blood man....respect life.. guard them from the evils and protect them from all dangers.....NOT rape them ! And you really don't NEED religion to tell you that, you idiot !

This should not be the topic today, I'm upset and I apologise I have digressed... To all Malaysians here and to all Chinese the world over, my family and I would like to wish you a Very Happy "Gong Xi Fa Cai" and speaking of wishes....... how come in the old days we spelt it "Kong Hee Fatt Choy " huh ? Well I guess thats in keeping with the times and not the reverse ! Learn Datuk !

YAAAAAAAM SEEENNNNG !! Go easy on that nasty stuff, folks ...hic......hic !!

8 comments:

Editor said...

Stephen,

Weekend Mail, eh?
Coming to Chastity Belts and Dick Sheaths.They were supposed to protect the victims and not encourage sex.They were relevant in the dark ages,yes. But not so these days.I mean do they still sell this kind of stuff. It would be an idiot to buy and wear these things.Take it as we go along man.We don't have rape prowlers lurking behind fences to pounce on women and v.v. So I say let's not revert to such defences against the natural laws of procreation.God created man for woman and woman for man. Let it be so.

"Gong Xi Fa Cai " to all my Chinese friends, near and far. Have an enjoyable weekend and holiday.

By the way, my site " Rajahram's Journal" is temporarily closed, and not "for invited guests only". It is actually a wrong announcement by Google!

Please stay tuned to this portal for further announcements.

Rajahram

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

hi stephen,
FYI, the man has clarified that he was only joking about the chastity belt.
well, what did we expect him to say after the lambasting he got from everyone.
you know what, my guess is, the good haji had (and still does not have) no idea what a chastity belt is.
anyway.... i actually can "hear" you ranting, stephen! aiyaa.

Mr Rajahram... i really thought you went private. am glad it was a mistake. I thought to myself "goodness, what's wrong with rajahram? what's the point of blogging if you want to be private about it. might as well write a diary,photostat the pages and distribute to your friends".
can't quite understand so-called bloggers who prefer the privacy, but blog-hop everywhere, giving their comments in other bloggers' posts but choose who they want to invite to read their blogs. Oh..well.. who am I to say all these things. To each his own.
Tell us when, ok, rajahram so i can contribute my two cents worth.

And have a happy chinese new year!!!

shar101 said...

Michelle Yeoh is a starlet? Hey, I thought that description is meant for aspiring SYTs below 21 years of age.(Their talent and experience, notwithstanding).

Anywayzz....back to the issue at hand.

Imagine the flurry of another type of job opportunity with a decidedly unique type of perv..hmm ..perks.

WANTED: Male, Muslim, above 21 years, with locksmithing experience. Must be endorsed and certified by the neighbourhood mosque authorities. Those above 50 years of age and with failing eyesight are encouraged to apply. Salary and renumeration will commensurate with applicant(s) ability for deftness in sleight of fingers and hands. Married applicant(s) are encouraged NOT to inform their wife(s) as we shall not be held responsible for any severe repercussions.

*I am soooo going to die for putting this post and I wouldn't dare put it at MarinaM's, so, SS, you're it*

the witch's broo said...

hello mr shanghai stephen,

happy chinese new year to you, sir!

oh dear..yes, sir.I was reading about the issue in the papers. i am so loss for words but, yes, the man has made clarifications.i think he was embarrassed after the brouhaha that ensued.

take care and don't yamseng too much, sir.
i will give you my special brooooo... it will make you see stars...

tony -stand-up philosopher said...

Mr SS,
Only 2 words...UTTER IMBECILITY!

Anonymous said...

These morons make me sick, make me puke.

Alliedmartster said...

AH ha...they get sicker!
Check out Mat Skoding today's paper...
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1172005029415A551
(this link is a cut & Paste)heads up by TV Smith)

Malaysia Boleh...

Anonymous said...

Hey Stephen

I've been using dick sheaths for as long as I've had sex - they are called condoms.

Cheers.