When I was a "naive" little bugger, in the early 60's, a not so popular uncle of mine used to tell a story about how, long ago in a land far away, as the sun was about to set on a certain village sitting on the coastline, was threatened by marauders with an armada of ships with cannons aimed at the tiny village.
The village headman was in a predicament as the villagers pleaded with him to find a solution before dawn as to defend their village from certain doom and plunder. In the midst of the imminent invasion in the morrow, the village-folks huddled and whispered with fear amongst themselves, when the village drunk staggered over to the now frightened headman and whispered a stupid but bold plan in his ear. Immediately the headman gathered all the menfolk and told the women and children to go into their huts for safety and pray for divine intervention.
That night village head taking a chance on the drunkard's nonsensical advice the told all the menfolk to strip naked and with a brush and some chalk powder painted white circles on their buttocks. Under camouflage of darkness the headman lined the entire beach with the men with painted buttocks bent over facing the ships at dawn. With the break of dawn and the sun behind his back the captain of the ships through his primitive achromatic lenses atop his watch-tower was shocked to see the entire beach lined with "cannons" staring back at his fleet. Immediately he barked an order to stand-down and retreat as he knew for certain his flotilla was no match to that many "cannons" the villagers had assembled in retaliation.
Thus the village was spared, thanks to a certain village drunk who saved the day .....and the people lived happily ever after....!
Moral of this silly fictional rubbish story churned out by my late and always "inebriated" uncle of mine....makes me now want to believe this story was for real and being drummed again and again into the heads of those "butt-teasers" in front of Ambiga's house recently. In all their years in the military that butt-mooning was a sure-proof way to defend king and country ! Hahahaha ! What imbeciles !
Have a fruitful Sunday now folks....I dunno if I'll be able to stop laughing till Monday !!....hahahahahahahaha....hic...hahahahahahahah..hic...hahahahaha...hahahahahaha...choke...hahahaha .....hic...hic....choke...hic........