Monday, December 29, 2014

Amazing quotes by Malaysians in 2014.

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Published: Sunday December 28, 2014 MYT 12:00:00 AM 
Updated: Sunday December 28, 2014 MYT 7:48:35 AM

Amazing quotes by Malaysians in 2014

THE year is winding down to a close. In three days’ time, 2014 will give way to 2015. It has been quite a year. As I had to file this week’s column early so as not to interrupt my year-end holiday, I thought it would be fun to reflect on some of the most amazing things said by Malaysians in 2014. The quotes that inspired were few and far between.
Instead, the quotes that got the most attention, not to mention got us into the global press for all the wrong reasons, seem to come one after another.
So, here are some of the most outrageous, idiotic, and humorous quotes (in no particular order) that I have selected that, in my opinion, definitely enraged and entertained Malaysians.
I am sure there will be more to come in the new year, so let us learn to laugh about such verbal antics.
1. Controversial Kinabatangan MP Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin put his foot into his mouth, yet again, this time linking the German football team to Adolf Hitler.
After Germany humiliated Brazil 7-1in the semi-finals of the World Cup on Wednesday morning, Bung tweeted
July 9, 2014, The Star
ktbali 4...Perkasa President Datuk Ibrahim Ali during conference with media yesterday/pic by SAZUKI EMBONG/April 10/2013
2. Perkasa chief Datuk Ibrahim Ali, in responding to the open letter by the Group of 25:
“I am a moderate too.”
December 14 at Perkasa’s annual assembly in Kuala Lumpur.

Isma Logo to use for graphics on 10 worst quotes
3. Ikatan Muslimin Malaysia (Isma) international bureau central committee member Dr Norhasliza Ahmad Fauzi, on why “moderation leads to sinful choices”:
“Moderation allows for a wide avenue of freedom of speech, human rights and sinful choices, even though this is prohibited by Islam. That freedom helps people belittle the capability of Islam and its contents and demands. This is why we object to it and we voice out.”
The Dec 19
Road Transport Department (RTD) director-general Datuk Seri Ismail Ahmad talking to media after a RTD Northern briefing in Butterworth, Penang.Star pic by Asri Abdul Ghani / October 30, 2014
4. Isma has once again stirred up controversy by saying Malays should not wish Christians “Merry Christmas” and celebrate along with them.

Isma activist Abu Ameen:
“In a world which has lost all sense of God and has turned to alcohol and consumerism to drown its sorrows, we as Muslims can show there is a better way of life for all mankind to experience peace — not by kissing under the mistletoe or visiting Santa, but instead by embracing Islam.”
The Dec 21
5. Road Transport Department Director-General Datuk Seri Ismail Ahmad had estimated how many people the Department “wants to see dead” in road accidents approaching 2020.
In an Astro Awani interview, Ahmad can be seen saying “We estimate that 10,716 people will die before 2020 (in road accidents)”.
“Our initiatives are part of the efforts to reduce the number of Malaysians dying on the road because we have a KPI.”
“We want to see only 5,358 people dead approaching the year 2020.” (“Kita nak orang ramai mati 5,358 orang sahaja menjelang tahun 2020”).
Astro Awani, Nov 4
6. Sarawak DAP MP Chong Chien Jen was slammed, rightly, for his idiotic Facebook posting questioning why the national anthem was played before a movie, during the National Day and Malaysia Day celebrations. The MP later apologised.
In his original posting, not mincing his words, Chong labelled the move to play the national anthem as an “absolute disgrace and ridiculous”.
“Is Malaysia heading towards the communist Mao era where everywhere you go, you must shout out loud and show that you are a patriot?”
Malaysia media in September
Anwar Ibrahim   gestures as he leaving the Palace of Justice  in Putrajaya on 6 November  2014AZHAR MAHFOF/The Star
7. Opposition Leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim on the missing MH370:
“I can find it in 1 second if I am to be given power. ‘’
Southern Weekly Magazine, April 5,
Well-known bomoh Ibrahim Mat Zin who claims to be Raja Bomoh Sedunia performing a prayer for the second time to locate Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 at KLIA, Sepang on Wednesday
8. Bomoh Ibrahim Mat Zin aka Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP aka Datuk Mahaguru at the KLIA to help locate the missing MH 370, using “Zam-Zam” water, two coconuts, a “magical” walking stick and carpet.
“The purpose of the rituals is to weaken the bad spirits so that the rescuers can find the plane if it indeed had crashed,” he told reporters.
The Star, March 21
Kinabatangan mp Datuk Bung Mokhtar smilling at the swearing  in at Parliament house today.
9. Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin, again, for claiming that some passengers are being “fondled” (diraba) at Malaysian airports and may be “sexually stimulated” as a result, while undergoing security pat-down checks.
The MP for Kinabatangan asked why Malaysia Airport Holdings Berhad (MAHB) did not use handheld scanners for passengers who had triggered off metal detectors at security checkpoints, but resorted to manual pat-downs instead.
“It makes passengers uncomfortable when they have to undergo such inspections. This is dangerous because it may be sexually stimulating (menaikkan nafsu),” he said, drawing laughter from the floor.
He said that checks conducted on women were gentle, but men had to go through a rougher process.
“They check us all over our bodies and sometimes touch us in places that can cause discomfort,” he added.
The Star, Nov 11.
Ahamad Tarmizi Sulaiman.......PAS N-24 Jeneri state seat candidate.(Captioned by photographer  G.C.TAN / THE STAR -17th April 2013)
10. Kedah PAS Youth leader Ahmad Tarmizi, on the two MH tragedies, saying MAS and the government had earned God’s wrath for “serving alcohol and the dressing of MAS flight attendants, which crossed the boundaries of Islam.
Malaysian media July 22.

Monday, November 17, 2014

The Tiger sleeps tonight !

The passing of Cheah Keat Swee better known as Tiger from Taiping and who blogs as The Nocturnal Mind  came as a shock to me as only this morning an old friend Douglas Tay sent me a message urging me to be at the ICU of the KL Hospital tomorrow to bid farewell to Tiger before the doctors' were going to pull the plug from his life support system. 

Then this evening fellow blogger Duke Cheng informed me that  the Tiger has passed on ! 

By the way, "Tigers" is a nick for King Edward VII school because of the 2 Red Tigers as emblems on its badge and is the school across a big monsoon drain from my alma mater, St George's Institution of Taiping or known as the Green Dragons !

I met this big fellow, a school rugby player and a fellow Taipingite from the school across the drain, for the first time one evening in June, at The National Press Club KL to celebrate Bernard "el zorro" Khoo life. He was certainly larger then life but was a keen listener and spoke with a thunderous voice and a wink. We hit it off great from "hello Shanghaifish....." and knocking glasses and promised to meet again for drinkies......but alas, that never happened.

This news of Tiger's passing is indeed disturbing and I am saddened to loose yet another matey from ye olde' school and me home-town. 

Rest well and in peace my friend. You will be missed by many and I promise I will again raise my glass of malt, high in your name and honour. 

Cheers Tiger ! 
Up-dated 19th. Nov. 2014@6.30pm.     

Monday, September 15, 2014

Wish you.......

Cheers and Godbless Malaysia always !

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Big brother is watching......

The Malaysian Tax Authority or LHDN has been black-listing Malaysians who have not paid their dues or have been evading paying their personal income tax or if they had failed to submit their annual tax return to the government. And this time the G-man has taken it one step further by screening Malaysians who have a penchant to travel on the many cheap tour packages offered at the many travel fair exhibitions.

Imagine you are queuing-up at some exit point and immigration pulls you aside and denies you the right to continue with the rest of the party just because you owe the government a measely RM89.49sens or so ! Isn't that embarrassing ? 

So if you intend to travel anywhere including Sabah or Sarawak please check with the official Income tax office website to see if you are a happy traveller or a sad defaulter. 

Please click on the link below and type in your NRIC without space. It could save you a lot of trouble, time, frustration and most of all embarrassment !

**contributed by my good friend RKKukreja

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Wishing you........

Let's pray for "enlightenment and wisdom" for the Muslims of ISIS in Mosul......and for the victims of MH370 and MH17, especially to the family of my dear friend, Shaikh Mohd. Noor Mahood of MAS.

And to all Malaysians who are travelling, have a safe journey back to your kampungs and return.

God bless all Malaysians. 


Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Oh My Elohim !

It was a dark and stormy night, and the July winds were howling through the meranti trees all the way down the valley like a thousand wild horses galloping at neck-breaking speed to a low pressure point.......hmmm....okay lah.... let's start this story in another way. Its my story, I'll write as I please ok ? Here goes.....

I had just gotten off my Nokia phone and mentally made all the devious plans for the evening with a wicked smirk on my face. It must be perfect today. It was a very special day. So we had decided I'd pick her up near her house then head out for a  quick bite and a drink and then to a current Steven Spielberg movie and thereafter for drinkies to a place of her choice.  

So I excitedly got into the shower for my leisure bath, scrubbing myself luxuriously with Johnson & Johnson shower-gel to clean off the day's dust and grime at work site. Dried myself with a fresh new towel from Marks & Spencers and splashed a generous amount of Ralph Lauren aftershave on my chin. Felt real cool and fresh. I was feeling like a winner already !

Stepped out of the bathroom to choose the perfect wear for this very special date this evening. Switched on the television and zoomed into National Geography which incidentally  is also my favourite channel while I dressed. Couldn't decide between a Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger under-wear as always. Opted for the former and then slipped into my slighted faded Levis button-fly straight-cut jeans. Next was choosing a shirt.....this was an easy one as I did not have many to choose from but the Giorgio Armani shirt from last Christmas always looked good on me....hey, heck any shirt looked good on me !    

Ok, so far so good. Now for that final touch of Hugo Boss parfum dab in all the right places and voilĂ ....sweetheart, here I come ! 

As I took the left corner from the huge Carrefour billboard, I saw her standing there in her Donna Karan print sundress. As I drove closer beside her, I noticed she had on the Maybelline lipstick I'd given her the week before for no reason. As she got in the car, I almost died in the sweet smell of her either Revlon or L'Oreal perfume !  She looked like a million.....erh...okay since this is my story,.... she looked like say, 3.8 million ringgits !  

I am still coming to terms trying to back-track and retrace the events of that evening rather clumsily. I remember we had a quick bite but was suddenly decided on at McDonalds or was it KFC or was it even in Starbucks ?? Did we have a Coke or Pepsi  or even Sprite ? The movie is a blur now. I vaguely remember the all famous 20th.Century Fox displayed on the big screen and that's all.....I was out !  

I cannot for the life of me figure how I landed in the hospital bed ! I could have just as easily suggested she come over to my place and I'd cook her favourite Libby's seafood chowder in a can and Maggie mee while we watched some old love story on compact disc, munching on Nestle's KitKat and sipping whiskies on Schweppes ale and wiping her teary eyes with Kleenex !  But no, I wanted it to be different ! 

Now 3 days on with the swelling down a bit, and at home as I type on my  Intel Pentium chip computer, its all coming back to me like a ton of bricks. It was the Israelites who had messed up my life !  I am a Jew-lover by default ! Have I been enjoying it all along ?

Heck......What have I become ? Just look at all those words in  red-bold up there again.....OMG or should it be OME (Oh My Elohim) !.....through-out my entire life I've been wrapped up with products, by-products or vested interests of the Zionist people whom I'm supposed to hate like all Malaysians do, must I too ?  

Jeeesus.....Shalom !  

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Another brick in the wall....

While most would like to laze and roll on the comfortable beds till late on a Sunday morning or wake up to go out shopping, one lady wakes up early, bakes or buys a cake and packs some soft drinks and heads East from the city, to the hills of Janda Baik to an Orang Asli settlement to teach English to a small group of school going kids of various ages.  

I had the privilege to witness her in "action" last Sunday as "teacher" Sabera Shaik, a renowned stage actress and a Puan Sri to boot too, taught English to eager kids and their thirst for knowledge in communication. A language which has been given little prominence by the government of the day and a language that has been forsaken by many in Malaysia due to the empty nationalistic pride portrayed by moronic politicians  on both sides of the divide. 

It was indeed a warm sight to see the many eager hands shooting up to every question teacher Sabera asked of her young charges, most who did not know the answer but attempted anyway as she rewarded them with prizes of English reading books and pens to those who might give the correct answer. 

People like Sabera know the importance of the internationally used English language and her tireless efforts to reach out, educated and equip these real "children-of-the-soil" with the all important tool in communication is highly commendable. 

This genuine vocation to spend precious time with the less fortunate by one so rich and famous sure has my admiration as a person. 
And that is Sabera Shaik.

Read more about this splendid lady here. 
The class of Orang Asal children in attendance, with Sabera's companion Cecilia seated left on a low chair, in white.

Thursday, July 03, 2014

sweet charity....

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”Winston Churchill
Today the social network went on over-drive whacking one man Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor or affectionately known to some as KuNan, the Federal Territories minister of Malaysia, who has decreed that it is a crime to give or accept alms. And to add to his callous threat  he's even beefed-up the closure of all soup kitchens in a 2kilometer radius in the city centre. ( read here and here )

To interpret in his words, all that is taught in religious and moral classes in any institution all this while is so wrong. This is from a man who looks like he's never gone hungry in his entire life. A man who  never know what hunger is as he was born in the lap of "royalty" and opulence. And to utter such unkind words to the children of a lesser God in his holy month of Ramadan. 

But I guess fashionable Bangsar and Lucky Garden in particular, is outside of that 2kilometer "KuNan radius" where numerous "blind beggars" chaperoned by able-bodied persons, strut from table to table in every eatery daily between 9am to 5pm, "selling" tissues. The selling is bullshit but the begging is real as nobody pays one ringgit for a small packet of 5 pieces of 2-ply tissue but readily donate the ringgit purely out of guilt ( for acknowledging their good fortune of not being blind !)  and sympathy. Nothing more, nothing less !   

I must add here, there is a very charitable gentleman in Kampung Baru, who during Ramadan every day without fail serves free and delicious "bubur lambok"(glutinous rice porridge) to hundreds who line-up in sun or rain to collect a packet home. And his "soup-kitchen" is smack within the 2kilometer circle. Will he too be charged for doing charity ??

So wouldn't the PM Najib also be guilty of the same act of giving "alms" to the hundreds of beggars (so-called poor persons) in the form of BR1M or FR1M or what1ever an act of charity but in reality a subtle persuasion to garner votes ?  Can we say Najib is just as guilty as those who give alms to beggars ? 

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

In the land of the blind.....

So who is actually running our country today ? Najib ?....don't think so. UMNO ? ....surely not. The King or his Sultans ?.....erhhh....nope, not any of the Sultans for sure. Then who ?   

The answer is, anybody who's got a little bit of Islamic education, is a Muslim and heads a religious department ! Dare I say we ARE an Islamic nation ? I certainly hope not. It is the State religious departments that actually call the shots in this country. These departments are a creation of the state chief ministers and are under the patronage of the sultan of each state. And now they have become bigger then both and are "untouchables". 

I say this because if you look at the affairs in Selangor itself, you'll realise there's a menteri besar who is actually a toothless moron. He has no balls to disband or curb the powers of the state religious department, wherein the courts have recently ordered the state religious department to return the illegal seizure of 300 Bibles back to the Bible Society.  here 

This MAIS or Islamic Department of Selangor can even snub an Order of the High Court and a directive from the chief minister's office. They can ignore the order even if the sultan himself were to tell them so. This MAIS is the highest law in the state and country as everyone is shit scared to offend them, so they must also be the real people running the country then, right ? (here ) and ( here )

And any moron who can summon up a small group of simpletons and register themselves as an NGO or better still an Islamic NGO they too get a shot to run the country. And in some queer  case, even a recent Chinese convert who unashamedly now claims to be a Malay,  can run this country too, all in the name of Islam. Isn't that ironic ? ( here )

Peace be upon them.....sigh ! 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Altered natives !

To start with the headlines should have read "Transgender Men shaved bald after arrest......" ( Transgender-a person appearing or attempting to be a member of the opposite sex, as a transexual or habitual cross-dresser.)...and these 16 plus 1 guys were gainfully employed as wedding planners. Looks like there's no place for these poor transgenders in Malaysia. 

Have you ever seen a transexual mat rempit ? So what can be so wrong as to exercise their right to cross-dress ? After all the report says 17 transgender "women" arrested, so how else were they supposed to be dressed, like men, surely no, right ? And to charge these 16 plus 1 minor RM950 each plus 7 days in jail under the Syariah Criminal Enactment is a gross miscarriage of justice ( see the rest of the story here )

I remember Hitler's Nazis shaved Jewish women bald to humiliate and brand them as out-cast during the Holocaust,and the NS Islamic department is no different today, right ? The department has no issues with the mega corruption in the state but come down hard on these 16 plus 1 minor cross-dressers like they committed mass murder ! Such hypocrisy in the name of religion is best shoved up high in a hole where the sun don't shine.    

But leaving all the rhetoric aside, I would attempt to say this is really a wrapped prejudice against an act of  God. Human Rights is a joke in Malaysia. Those holier then thou "arabised" camel fucking crack-pots in state religious departments pre-occupy themselves with petty issues like pig DNA in chocolates and confiscating bibles and snatching bodies in coffins but are blind to the rampant rape of the national coffers, corrupt dealings of politicians, raping of innocents, drugs and murder in the name of religion !

And these morons think religious rehabilitation is the right way. Wrong, you fools, civics in the education system is the right way, not religion !   

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Of dubious excesses and baggages !

Seems like the most sacred and top priority task of the Selangor Islamic Religious Department or JAIS is trampling into Hindu temples and Christian churches and making mountains out of mole-hills by poking their nose into non-issues and  with impunity too ! Read  here and   here  !

They show no respect to any sacred and religious house of worship, as they carry on with their so-called duties with an air of arrogance and authority. In fact they actually think they have the fucking right to walk into any sacred house of worship as long as it is not a mosque and harass the faithful. Without a doubt all their actions go contrary to the Islamic religion but then, who dares to stop them as they have those buffoons-in-blue to assist and protect them without a question asked.

Do we actually need all these bloody religious watch-dogs to monitor our private lives ? It is so embarrassing to read of the many fuck-ups these uneducated idiots under the pretext of religion, have churned out over this past week alone and for so many years before. Now they crossed that thin line of "tolerance" and respect and actually done the unthinkable by barging into a Hindu temple and stopped a marriage from taking place. They have trampled and  ignored the constitutional rights and the freedom of choice to worship of other religions. Now they have opened the floodgates for condemnation from all and must bear the brunt of anger  from people of other races.   

Don't the government even stop to think why there is no "policing" bodies or religious departments in other faiths ? Because the government is too stupid to think for themselves, I guess ! Because other religions have realised that religion is a personal matter between him/her  and his/her God and if someone in authority asked them to pray or worship in a certain man-made rules and guideline way, they'd tell that someone to shut the fuck up and fuck off ! 

Now if only these same morons from JAIS had the scrotal gumption to go after bribe taking and corrupt government servants and corrupt politicians, then these"Arab aping" mullahs in JAIS and other religious bodies would justify their miserable existence.

Even the villain-most-vile responsible for creating all these dubious "excess baggage" departments is croaking in regret about the monsters he "fathered" !  

Shalom !      

Friday, May 30, 2014

Now serving: Kosher Prostitutes !

Click on the picture for the full story !

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Flavour of the month !

In these crazy hazy days of much thuggish and brutally arrogant behavior by UMNO Youths in the Penang State Assembly and at the DAP-HQ in Kuala Lumpur, its so hard to guess what will happen tomorrow. In the midst of all this huru-hara comes one small shinning hope for the Malays. 

A hope in the form of a young lass who might actually change the skewered mind-set of the simple female village and rural folks for the betterment of their kind. A young thinking lady who actually threatens the very rice-bowls of religious mullahs and muftis for their no-tolerance of any female gender bending their rules.

Dyana Sofya, a name etched on so many men's mind young and old, from both sides of the political divide. A girl every mum would wish her own daughter will one day turn out  to be. Young, untainted, educated, candid, strong and pretty. Strong enough to put many a seasoned politician to shame. Strong enough to take on criticism and personal attacks with her candid retorts. And its certainly not fair to compare her with Nurul Izzah, right ? Dyana Sofya is holding her own.

Dyana Sofya has vowed to vote against the Hudud (a ridiculous and obsolete rule not written in the Holy Book but coined by learned men of the Islamic faith for harsh and barbaric punishment for sins and crimes) and Pas in particular for their idiotic stand to implement the same in the state of Kelantan. 

She certainly is not the sexiest or most gorgeous candidate to get on the political bandwagon, but if elected she will surely be the youngest Malay lass who at 27, to hold such a high office. And she needs all the help she can get from every voter in Telok Intan come the end of the next week. 

Dyana Sofya is indeed a breath of fresh air. With DAP supremo Lim Kit Siang as mentor, she might actually make her debut in Parliament soon. With that, we will surely be hearing more of her soon.

If you will still insist to look at the pictures below, cut and pasted here, from various news and social media, of how the youth from UMNO are behaving, Dyana Sofya will be a warmer welcome any time, even if she's not in DAP!      

Pictures above are from today's news@ DAP headquarters in Kuala Lumpur. Pictures below are yesterday's news @ the Penang State Assembly. 

And as the nation is going for each others throat over silly racial issues, rising costs on essential goods, missing native lands, the Allah and missing MH370 question, of ever rising crimes and hate crimes, the country's number 1one couple are busy choosing names for their first born pair of pandas from China.....(meanwhile his very own party members are screaming for the Malaysians of remote Chinese decent to "balik Tongsan" aka China, Mr. and Mrs. Najib have actually invited and given these 2 animals "citizenships" via the MalaysiaMy2Home status, all the while totally ignoring the plight of our pathetic orang ironic !) 

I wish Dyana Sofya a successful campaign and success at the polls. So should you, okay !

Long live Malaysia !

Monday, May 19, 2014

Walking on thin ice featuring Ridhuan Tee Abdullah.

KUALA LUMPUR, May 19 — Controversial columnist Ridhuan Tee Abdullah today suggested that Muslims infiltrate churches in Malaysia to witness what he alleged to be Christian condemnation against them.....continue the story here   

I am shocked how this half baked plagiarist can actually write and spread such sensitive rumours to create hatred and disunity amongst Malaysian. But then again in a paper called Sinar Harian a little known UMNO daily that hires the likes of this piece of shit and thrives on garbage passing off as news. 

This recent convert can also stir up the emotions of the Muslims against Christians even as we "live in suspect" harmony and on a very thin line in these trying times. 

Will the home minister instruct the police to haul this moron up immediately and charge him for spreading malicious lies and mischief leading to tension amongst the peaceful citizens of this country.....along with that other Isma moron, something  Zaik or Naik ! 

p.s. he's most welcome to come to my church any Sunday, provided the "holy water" does not burn a hole on his forehead when he puts the sign of the cross upon gaining entry.....and English is the medium of the mass.

Shalom !

Friday, May 09, 2014

There's more than one born every minute !

Call us Malaysians suckers or plain masochists, one thing we Malaysians of civil society have been allowing in the past week or so, is an overdoes of racist remarks. And that too from an unknown kampung idiot now known as Abdullah Zaik Abdul Rahman, the president of an equally relatively unknown Islamist group Ikatan Muslimin Malaysia or Isma. 

This village idiot comes up with the most stupid of statements and there are just as many media waiting to for him to start a new headline every day. He also thinks this is the ideal way into politics, ie...into UMNO politics. And to make his statement valid, this fool says any attack against Isma or him, is an attack against all Malays !! He certainly is too stupid to comprehend that apart from his small band of morons all other learned Malays think of this "lack of attention" fool, nothing but a real fool with a skewered Malay-medium knowledge of our rich history ! Have you ever noticed anyone wearing a jacket over a batik ? This clown does....take a good look at his face and remember it well  ! 

Read here, here, here, and here  for just a little of what this illiterate kampung valla has to say. Here's another bonus from the patron of Perkasa and soon to be of Isma too, none other then the evil MahaFiruan Tun with his 2sen mosquito-bite warning.  

Blistering remarks that would have landed any other person in this country, in jail, stripped of his citizenship and pinned with  a "terrorist" label to rot away in jail for the next 30 years or so without trial. So much so you'd actually think this Isma bugger might have been "sodomised" by a Chinaman when he was younger.

I pray or plead to all media to stop giving any coverage to this buffoon simply to let him go into oblivion and back into the hole he crawled out from. Henceforth I promise, I will never write about this moron.

And by next week we can all go back to bashing PAS for their stupid "who-dude" (Hudud) posturing and betraying the voters of Kelantan and elsewhere. 

In the morrow, I'm going back to the cradle of my town where the 27 "first' were recorded in history......too deep for that moron Zaik to understand, right  ? 

Shalom and have a good long weekend folks. 
Drive safe. 

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Is it judgement day oredi ?

Time and again I have subtly signalled fair warnings by ending my posts with the phrase......"the world is watching". 

Today at about an hour's time @ 3:15pm that "world" I was referring to then is going to bitch-slap or if you prefer ''crocodile slap", our government for its much publicised "liberal and transparent" policies when the 'big buana' has a private, one-on-one meeting with about 10 NGO's namely Ambiga of Bersih, Marina Chin Abdullah, Sisters in Islam, Council of Christian churches and the Bar Council.

All too soon, the 'eye' in the sky will know first-hand as each one of these chosen ones will whisper into the ears of the president of a super-power. The nation will be waiting with bated breathe as to know what will transpire in this closed door meetings between Obama and the select few.

And most anxious for answers will of course be pm Najib, de facto Anwar and the ever irrelevant but still super corrupted and frustrated MahaFiruan Tun, no ? Constitutional rights were compromised/hijacked by that MahaFiruan Tun and BN/ UMNO in the name of religion for too long. But the recalcitrant brownie will suddenly be overwhelmed with his selective "amnesia attack" escape clause, right ? 

For too long, since 1982 onwards, this systemic implementation of policies ran foul against the basic rights of its citizens as in a right to peaceful assembly, human rights issues, religious freedom for minorities and the usage of the word Allah by Christians.

Now is also a good time for those UMNO inspired Perkasa and Isma to stage protest against this infidel pm of the US of A. Would they have the balls to do it ? Today Najib will also have to honestly address the likes and issues of Perkasa and Isma and a whole lot of shit that he thought would be kept a safe and privileged secret in Bolehland !

Long live Malaysia and all Malaysians everywhere !
Shalom !

Saturday, April 19, 2014

What it means to be a Malaysian today.

We're certainly looking at deranged minds at work in the last 6 days or so. Minds that have lost all decency and logic. What IS the pm of this country doing about it, is the question on every level headed member of civil society's head.

Never has in the history of our country, so many fucking retards aka "fucktards" emerged out of the wood-work all at the same time. 

I remember the Al Akram cult that was banned and locked up for deviating from the "real" teachings of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and also the Al Mua'ana  sect that "waged war", after stealing a cache of  weapons, against a toilet in a beer factory and took to the jungles of Perak to hide out only to be enticed back to reality with KFC drumsticks and sad melodious P.Ramlee songs. The bottom line is they taught, interpreted and preached  the Holy book to their shallow understanding and looked up to even shallower Arabian preachermen.

The Fatwa Council of Malaysia is the butt of all jokes. Their tag-line goes like that MC Hammer song....."can't touch this, can't eat that, can't say this, can't see that, can't friend them, can't smell that".... ! 

Wtf are these fellows doing to Malaysians and in particular the Muslim Malays ? It started with simple greetings of each other's religious and cultural celebrations in multi-ethnic Malaysians. Along comes these so-called defenders of Islam to stop Malays from greeting other races citing  "fear of religious conversion and national security". Should not Najib arrest all these fellows and close down the Fatwa Council for causing disunity and going on a collission course with his own pet "1Malaysia" project ? 

And the latest is the "mother-of-all-fuck-ups" (here.) I simply cannot see the logic in our English as a spoken language in this country run by "arab-wannabes" dishing out Fatwas (definition- a non-binding judgement on a point of Islamic law "given" by a recognised religious authority ) for using the non-religious and universal R.I.P. !

Have they so soon forgotten we are a permanent member of the Commonwealth and once ruled by the Queen of England ? Perhaps these young half-baked turks actually did not learn that in schools ? Again I squarely blame Anwar and our stupid education system. They have amended, modified and even deleted so much of our once rich history to suit a Arabised-flavoured history and thump their chests with shouts of this "ketuanan" crap. And so now we see at who's expense it has all been ! 

The MahaFiruan Mahathir and El Anwar ibni Ibrahim together have systematically "shackled and imprisoned" the once free Malay minds with a new set of education and history.    

Here is one such product of their combined "indoctrination" effort....this one ugly idiot named Mohd Hazizi Ab Rahman from Isma here who says all infidels ( yours truly included ) will go to hell. ( here )  

And another for your reading pleasure read  all about the one who took pleasure in another's grief ( here ) .....the despicable Zul Noordin of Perkasa ! And if these mullahs had their wish and if by some unlucky chance they get to implement their hudud laws...we'd also be the first nation with the highest number of armless and fingerless citizenry. ( starting with about 80% of our police, immigration and customs departments and 100% mat rempits would have their arms chopped for various offences) ......but hey, wait a minute, corruption and bribery is never addressed as a sin for these mutt-heads. Only speaking English and being Zionist is their "hate-attack" plan....all subtly engineered by Arab muftis and ustads brain-washing, right ?  

For these village idiots, it's written in the Quran in Surah Al-Nisa Verse 145...
"Surely, the hypocrites will be in the lowest depths (grade) of the Fire.” (Quran 4:145)
And as for that last picture above, well what can I say....I was just thinking of our "national" bomohs, that's all ! 

Hahahaha.....Shalom and Happy Easter everyone !