Saturday, December 12, 2020

My December Guest Writer-Yusuf Hashim-

Yusuf Hashim


I am really getting a bit tired of the antics of our Wannabe PM, our Backdoor PM, our Ex PM & our Convicted PM, and all our Frog Master CMs. 

I am at a loss to find sub-flattering adjectives to describe them. Seems to me they are all a lot like the insane Nero, playing his fiddle while Rome burns. 

Our country is in dire straits from this Covid menace, yet our not so honourable PMs think nothing of precipitating by-elections, snap elections, and flaccid dick erections to further their selfish, dishonest, dishonourable and even immoral objectives. 

They are a terrible example to our children, as to what Leaders (I hate that word) and Leadership are all about. They will resort to everything, and anything at all, to further their selfish interests. Nothing is sacred. I suspect, they will probably even consider selling their mothers too, if it contributes to their objectives. 

I believe none of them really have our interests, and our country’s interest, in their black hearts and warped minds.  

The Backdoor PM’s methods of buying support for his shaky government by creating one of the world’s biggest cabinet (last I checked about 70 ministers and deputy ministers), and  appointing sycophants, frogs and incompetent MPs as heads of our GOCs and GLCs, are not easy to forgive. How he came to be the PM should be a textbook lesson in treachery. 

The Ex PM burst into the scene on an enthusiastic wave and hope of Reformation and Renaissance, but sadly, he failed to pluck even the low hanging fruits. His over riding aim seemed to have been to stop the Wannabe PM from ever becoming PM, and under the cloak of a new Malaysia, he was still the same. For crying out loud, resigning without first discussing with his PH team about what is in the best interest of the PH govt and the country, apart from resigning, is what I would have done if I were the PM. But no, he had to resign, and in one fell swoop, he destroyed the hopes of all those Malaysian people who elected him and the PH government. Downright silly, I would say. Sadly, history will now remember him for his failures, rather than what he did for our country.

I have nothing to say about the only Malaysian PM who has been charged, tried, and convicted. You have heard it all. But in some countries like Japan, not only would they have immediately resigned, they would have committed hara-kiri in shame, as a last mitigating act of honour. But what amazes me even more, are the hordes of mindless and unthinking people, who continue to kiss the ground he walks on, zombie-like, chanting, “what is there to be ashamed of, my boss.“ What on earth have infected these people? Even Covid won’t make you lose your mind like this.  The Convicted PM says its dedak, whatever that is. As to his position in Parliament, I will simply draw your attention to the provisions of Article 48 (1)(e) of the Federal Constitution, and leave it at that.

My last observation is directed to the party hopping MPs and ADUNs who are easily enticed to hop from one party to another, causing the collapse of governments, no doubt for  substantial  financial and other gains, and nothing to do with  honour and what is right. They are called frogs, but I sincerely believe this is an injustice to frogs, because the behaviour of these MPs and ADUNs, are definitely sub-human, sub-animal and sub everything that is despicable. The polite term for them is, they are snollygosters.

Please pray. Our country is in dire straits. What we as individuals can do is, to remember the names and faces of these people. 

Don’t ever give your vote to them ever again. You should vote for anybody, even a lamppost, if the lamp post is the alternative to them in the next election.

*every now and then I upload an article that may be educational, informative and useful for the masses as I share this month's guest Yusuf's article in toto. 

I am not able to ask permission to share as I am not connected/acquainted with this fine free-spirited and much travelled gentleman personally BUT I admire his flair, honesty and experience in matters of all who dream for a better Malaysia. 

Thank you Yusuf Hashim, sir!

Saturday, December 05, 2020

Define Malay.

By now you must have heard the news about the stupid idiot Selangor state assemblyman who had sent an official memorandum written on his official office letterhead to one Jaya Grocer's in Punchak Alam in Selangor. If you have not, read the whole story here . 

I do not want to promote this fucking idiot nor even dirty my blog space with his picture or name but my nagging questions are:

a) How do you, my learned, peace-loving and humble Malay friends, even want to qualify this 2nd. generation off-spring of an Indian or Bangladeshi or Pakistani looking idiot, a Malay? Go on and take a good look at his face here .   

b) Does being married to our local Malay girl makes this sinister Indian or Bangladeshi or Pakistani idiot automatically become an instant Malay? You know what they used to say about a certain "instant metallic" mentri besar of Perak a long time ago, right? Go ahead and see for yourself below!
c) So if you added off-springs of  mixed marriages, won't the most inherited and striking feature of the graceful, polite and peace-loving Malay become somewhat mutated? Is it then fair (pun intended) to even consider these mutants, Malays? We have also seen many in UMNO Penang who's skin shades are 'about 10 minutes  past midnight', thumping their fists in the air shouting "Hidup Melayu" when DAP took control of Penang since 2008, no? 

d) Now how is this idiot even going to promote UNITY, a word so many of us Malaysians think of as what is non-evident in Moo's government? Isn't that what every prime minister should work first in unifying all fractions of society to get a strong and popular mandate? Just where is "Abah Moo" in all this hate and divisive behavior of his idiotic "yang berbodoh's"??? Has he actually lost his grip on this renegade Indian or Bangladeshi or Pakistani looking idiot behaving like a thug and giving the REAL Malays a bad name? 

e) Now I sincerely hope that the 90% Malays living in this fucking idiot's constituency does not have any case of incest, porn, snatch thieves, bribery, gambling, wife-battering, baby-dumping or camel-humping. And I also hope not one of that 90% Malays in Punchak Alam aka "Malay Territory" are also employed by Jaya Grocer's in case they all get "virtually high" going near the non-halal section. Makes one look like a fucking fool to clearly read a Non-Halal sign placed and then still go in and complain, no??  

How utterly frustrating can it also be, as this idiot does not give a shit to the 10% non-Malays in his "Malay Territory"? But you can take a good look at his face now and wait for the next General Election to get your sweet revenge, then, right?  Don't loose sleep now, folks. 

Cheers and have a good weekend.             


Monday, November 09, 2020

Guest Writer: Bakri Musa

 2021 Budget – Lessons Not Learned!

By: M. Bakri Musa

The 2021 Malaysian Budget repeats the same old mistake – the erroneous belief that throwing money at a problem would solve it. As in the past, billions are again being allocated to Bumiputra institutions like JAKIM and JASA, as well as to MARA and UiTM. Despite such generosities, now and in the past, there has been no appreciable improvement in Bumiputra competitiveness vis a vis non-Bumiputras.

Stripped of their fancy acronyms, JAKIM and JASA are but public works programs for otherwise unemployable Bumiputras. Those institutions go beyond. They are responsible for Malays not being competitive. There is little incentive to; the likes of JAKIM and JASA are ready to employ you. If you want Malays to contribute to the socioeconomic development of the nation, as is the aspiration of all Malay leaders, then get rid of those institutions.

As for the billions for MARA, they will continue to squander that by sending Malays to third-rate universities abroad, though thankfully not in the same massive numbers as in the 1970s and 80s where they sent Malays abroad even for Sixth Form! As for UiTM’s bountiful windfall, none will be used to recruit English and Philosophy Professors. Then we wonder why our students have abysmal English fluency, and are incapable of critical thinking.

The “help” Malays are getting from their government reminds me of an old Reagan advice to ranchers in the west. “When you hear, ‘I am from the Feds and I am here to help,’ run to the hills fast!”

With JAKIM distracting Malays to be obsessed with getting into Paradise, there would be that much fewer left to ensure that we do not suffer our own collective Hell right here and now in Tanah Melayu. For every Malay consumed with revealed knowledge or prophetic traditions, that would be one fewer to do research on Covid-19, or clean the environment.

What Malays need are better engineers and architects, not more exquisite Qur’an reciters and mesmerizing ulama with their fire-and-brimstone sermons. Consider Malaysian masjids. One showpiece mosque in Kuala Lumpur has acres of open marble floors that are unwalkable because they are exposed to the blazing Malaysian sun. I suppose, to be charitable, that was part of the design – a preview of how hell would be like! Even with recently completed masjids, there are extension cords everywhere as the designers did not anticipate the electrical outlet needs. In Kelantan, the most “Islamic” state, you cannot get clean water to do your ablution.

When we do get those few Malays away from this obsession with religion, we do not let them practice their craft. Instead we seduce them into doing something else, like administrative chores.

It breaks my heart to see those few Malays of my generation who were trained in the sciences being seduced into becoming pseudo-ulama. I would have thought they would have served as much-needed role models for the young in the kampungs by being productive in their respective fields.

It is sad to see the first Malay PhD in mathematics now touring village mosques giving khutba (sermons) on the supposed past glory of Islam in the Malay world. A more worthy legacy would have been for him to establish Institutes of Mathematics to encourage the young to pursue the subject. Another, also of my vintage, abandoned his doctoral work in mathematics at a prestigious university to go into religion.

I am also saddened to see the few precious Malay scientists and professionals not being rewarded and honored, not for their sake but as a societal statement to inspire the young. The honor of Emeritus Professorship is being heaped upon not on those few precious Malay pioneers in the sciences and professions, but in Malay and Islamic Studies. We already have a glut of them. Meanwhile we keep harping on the lack of Malays in the sciences!

My late father had an apt observation on that misplaced priority:  Membajakan lallang (adding fertilizer to lallang–a particularly tenacious weed).

A Christian cobbler would best show his faith, wrote Martin Luther, not by carving crucifixes on the shoes he makes but by making them durable and cheap so the poor could afford them. Likewise Muslim engineers would best demonstrate their faith in Allah not by carving intricate Qur’anic verses on the bridges they build but making sure that during floods more water would flow under than over, and that there is no unexpected right angle turns at mid-point.

Islam is a great faith. It has withstood hordes of Mongol invaders as well as Stalin’s brutal suppression. The faith does not need defenders, least of all from these characters in IKIM and JAKIM.

Islam cannot advance in Malaysia if Malays are overrepresented in the socially dysfunctional categories. Getting rid of JAKIM and JASA, as well as MARA and BTN would be a great first step. Thus far that reality has not even registered on Malay leaders.

Non-Malays should relax; quit worrying about all those goodies showered on Bumiputras. Heed the wisdom of Plutarch:  The man who first brought ruin upon the Roman people was he who pampered them by largesse and amusements.

Remember, when Malays holler “Tanah Melayu untuk Melayu!” (Malaysia for Malays!) that is not a threat, it’s more a desperate cry from those betrayed by their leaders.

*Spot on, Sir! 🍻🥃

Wednesday, October 07, 2020

So who's your daddy?

Just who is actually running our country, right now? Is it Muhiyuddin Yassin, the kleptocratic Najib Razak, Ismail Sabri and/or Anwar Ibrahim....or is this country cruising on "auto-pilot"? And if there is anything to remember this year 2020 for, it will certainly NOT be for that old racist's failed and blurred "vision" but may be remembered as perhaps the year we had 3 prime ministers. That is if Anwar, the bookie, even comes in close with his claim of 130 numbers plucked from thin air. Which in turn then begs Moo to reciprocate Anwar's bluff with his 92 members?

Everyday we, the ordinary tax-paying and voting citizens are asking this same question. Everyday we yearn for some strange voice or someone who is well connected to some one up there, to tell us something new. Nothing! Each new day brings us closer to the brink of an abyss we're not sure of, or if we should take that next step and find out if indeed that was our last step to doom. That's how uncertain our journey is. 

We don't know what tomorrow would bring after yesterday's all time high of 691 new cases of Covid19 and nobody knows the gravity of shit we are all in! This pandemic is taking its toll on families and households in ways that are absolutely new. Some pretentious wannabes say this is the new norm, but who actually knows what was the normal in the first place? We the common citizens of this country have grown accustomed to their crooked agendas and adapted ourselves to the many  changes these past 20 years have shown, both in politics and in our environment that we no longer know what was norm and what's the new norm, right? 

I'm losing hair, patience, trust and faith in the half-baked politicians from both sides of the divide for their lies and bullshit and I am so not looking forward for a better tomorrow either. Tell me something I don't already know instead. Sheeesh!    

Friday, September 25, 2020

Anwar ohh.... Anwar!

Only a liar and a bloody hypocrite will ever say "I forgive" to the one who screwed up your life, sent you to prison and erased so many years of your life with jail sentences and tormented your entire family. Can you ever forgive or even forget someone who did that much harm and pain to you and your family? I say bullshit!

Anwar Ibrahim...(here).....was one such man who was side-lined for so long and even imprisoned for charges he insists that were trumped-up by his then "master" the MahaFiraun. A man who once as recently as 2017, said he had forgiven the corrupt MahaFiraun for throwing him into jail. And all that time NOT once did that old racist MahaFiraun even asked Anwar and his family to forgive him, if indeed as insisted by Anwar, he was innocent! So there you go. Anwar the man who's waiting for his day of glory as premier of Malaysia, is but still waiting. 

He loves the game of numbers. Not the 3 times a week numbers game played in KTM (Kuda, Toto and Magnum) but with numbers of politicians enough to form a new government. The latest being yesterday when he called for a press conference to yet again announce he has those numbers. An announcement of a phone call made the night before to the King, that sent our poor Agong to the heart hospital. But he won't reveal any figures but insists he's finally got some really big numbers. But in that press conference he made a damning blunder. He said he's got a solid Malay-Muslim majority support to his claims. And he goes on to say he's got politicians EVEN from UMNO! What the fuck was Anwar thinking off? What is your stand with the voters? Are you with UMNO or are you with Warisan and DAP and Amanah? Can you be a man, for once? Was he afraid the rakyat may favour Shafie Apdal over him for pm, so he wanted to be one-up and fast with his numbers? Prison life must have really screwed his brains, perhaps.  

Here we are a few days ago in Sabah, where Anwar was campaigning vehemently with his Warisan partners to kick UMNO out of Sabah and be rid of race-based parties parroting Shafie Apdal's clarion call about "building a nation and not building  any one race or religion" and like the hypocrite he is, back in the peninsula, Anwar's back as champion for Malays and Islam! Hey Anwar, tell me if there ever was a non-Malay majority party ever running this government in our entire history? How dumb do you think we are? But we wait lah....tunggu, sabar  lahhh...until we see those numbers okay? Can you give any forecast numbers to "pau" for tomorrow's race ah? 

With your new brag about UMNO members joining you, do you think your partners in DAP, Amanah, Warisan and even from your own PKR will sit back and welcome these frogs from UMNO with corrupt track records to be a part of the PH coalition? Do you think we, the voters will vote for you or anyone going along with you on this? We will punish you when the time comes. We will punish you in GE15. We will make sure you never become a pm. We will crush your pm dream forever! That we the voters WILL vow to do just that!

While we are on the subject of UMNO, even if they are kicked out of Sabah after tomorrow or from Anwar's fairy-tale press conference revelations, I for one will stand for fair-play and for truth. Of course cyber-troopers on both sides of the divide are in over-drive mode dragging their respective opposition with their gutter politics in Sabah today. But I want to set the record straight for one "fitnah" that's in circulation these past few days, and that is as below:
This UMNO guy Ir. Shahelmey Yahya never vowed to tear down any church. Its a dirty lie by some under-paid, shit-stirring amateurish cyber-trooper. This is so wrong on so many levels. And I'm against all and any posting like this. Give him a fair chance in his campaign, please, even if he is an UMNO man. 

Happy casting your votes tomorrow, Sabahans and vote wisely with your head for change as change IS good while we in the "Semenanjung" will wait and wait and wait and wait and wait......aiiyooo...for Anwar lah!   

Friday, September 18, 2020

Ode to MAJU!

Thursday, September 17, 2020



Dear pastor/father/community leaders, 

Free Air-tickets for Sabahan Voters to Fly Back to Sabah to Cast Votes

Sabah snap election polling date falls on 26 September 2020 (Saturday). In view that voting is the responsibility of every citizen/voter, BorneoCare managed to get some sponsors to support Sabahan voters (particularly students & lower income workers) in peninsula Malaysia to fly back to Sabah to cast their votes. 

Please encourage Sabahan who can’t afford to buy air-tickets to Sabah to send  their particulars to: * * 

The particulars we require to purchase air-tickets for them are: 
1.  Name as in IC;
2.  IC number;
3.  AirAsia Flight schedule the applicant wishes to fly to Sabah; 
4.  Returning AirAsia Flight schedule; 
5.  The constituency of the applicant; 
6.  Email of applicant;
7.  Mobile No. of applicant.   

Applicants can contact the following persons if they have any query: 
1. Alice  012-2929839 
2. Maria  011 26135788 
3. Gwen Ng  012 200 6243
4. Joel Jalleh  016 2212 088
5. Edmund  011-1208 1030 

Thank you. 

Yours sincerely,

Spencer Klumai 

*Posting as received-courtesy of PK.

If I may add my 2sens to this brilliant FREE OFFER sponsorship by some generous soul who is serious about "change" in the poorest rich state which has been ruled for so long  by greedy thieves of UMNO disguised as "leaders" over 57 years, NOW is your chance to kick them all out of your shores and later to bring these rogues to justice in a proper court of law  (and NOT some bullshit court as conjured up by that "nyanok" old racist MahaFiraun and his dubious 'rule-of-law' translation).
And while you are at it, you can also teach that idiot minister of PAS not to ridicule the Bible and refused to apologise with his zilch knowledge on the subject to all Christians in Malaysia and in Sabah where they are a majority! Not one minister in PN or PAS or BN even once told Moo to sack that bigot. That's their brand of arrogance or so they think. Now is your chance to return that "favour" Sabahans!

So guys when you vote come 26th. September 2020, your one single VOTE can kill 2 "mocking" birds! 
Go for the jugular and Godspeed!

Friday, September 11, 2020

To the movies we go today!

Well, its Friday again and its time for some light entertainment. For starters this poster below in Sabah is a winner in so many ways to the ordinary man or voter. And I'm guessing nobody in the peninsular has the balls to so boldly declare his promise in a billboard and in English too! But then Sabah (...and/or Sarawak) is a different kettle of fish to fry unlike the peninsular, no? Well we'll just have to wait and see if this proclamation will indeed ring true when the State elections are over later this month OR if this is mere lip-service from politicians and their "politikus-speak" rhetoric we have heard once too often before! 
Then as I promised you entertainment, here the latest mishmash movie of some really funny "actors" who'd bring so much laughter, you just might pee in your pant...ies! But I must warn you this movie is Rated 18+  and can be quite graphic. Oh....and its in ENGLISH okay! Enjoy the 1st. movie offering of the day.

And as you cannot stop with one for the day, this 2nd. movie below is a VINTAGE CLASSIC! Nominated for Best Lead Actor, Best Director, Best Story-Writer and Best Everything in the World lah... so many, many times since 1982! And still the lead actor ended up a FAILURE. That's the showbiz news from UMNOWOOD today! But keep chanting the old mantra - Yukenduit, Dongibap and Kipidap!  
I must say a big "terima kasih" to the independent producers of both the clips above. They have my utmost respect and I give them a "tabik" (salute) for their artful editing and presentation. 
Enjoy the clips as I'm going offline now. All this laughter made me very thirsty too lah. 
Cheers to the weekend!

Tuesday, September 08, 2020

The "creme de la creme" in our parliament, today.

What is wrong with this PN government and their ministers today and in the past the BN government huh? Every business idea that is from some small and hard-working entrepreneur in some company becomes eye-candy for them. Going back further during the corrupt BN era was the forced and coerced payment for "halal" logo. Who were the ones who had to fork out more and loose from their profits but none other then the individuals of small enterprises and who profited from this?....the BN of course! The BN government with its bloated agencies reaped in millions from the sweat and curses of many who had no reason to pay for "koshering" their products in the first place. It still baffles me to this day why mineral water bottles carry that halal logo. Why ?? Even gathering rainwater in jars will one day need an approval seal from this dubious government agency created by none other then that old racist and corrupt MahaFiraun himself!   

Then there was Uber which started out here and that too the BN government eyed it like green-eyed monsters for being a good business entity and immediately launched in with crony-related Grab and health-checks and guide-lines to claim a percentage for their participation as they threw in their brand of lazy and spoon-fed taxi drivers for good measure to be absorbed by Grab. 

Now, today in the news, I read some idiot minister in PN wants to impose a fee (I don't care even if it 5sens or 50sens) on an online shopping idea that is indeed great! Why?? Have they no bloody brains to be more creative then "parasiting" on someone elses' idea all the time? Typical "rent-seeking" leeches in Muhiyuddin's cabinet of lying and lazy politicians, no? Why go and tax on a workable idea that, in the past 6 months, has been the most ideal way to shop while staying home and away from crowded supermarkets and in compliance with the advice of the Health DG's SOP? Why, why, tell me why??? 

Below I've randomly uploaded some "not-so-bright-sparks" who hold top positions in the Moo government line-up. I don't need to name any of them. One thing they all have in common is that they may all have an IQ that's on par with my golf handicap, perhaps. If you're Malaysian and in touch with today's politics, you'll know what I'm talking about.....and that frog-in-red-beret lower down has nothing to do with this post and is simply thrown in here for personality comparison sake! 

Monday, August 31, 2020

A Merdeka marred by "sensitivities"!

On an auspicious day like today, the 31st. August 2020, after receiving our independence from the Colonial masters 63 years ago, we are still grappling to live in harmony as our founding fathers envisioned. The key word is "sensitivities" of provoking the 3 Rs. (Race, Religion and Royalty.) 

I'm very sure all Malaysians have the utmost respect for King and Country as enshrined in the 5 pillars of our RukunNegara and the Federal Constitution to protect each of the rights of the various cultures, races, religions, ethnicity that we have shared with the original natives of Malaya, Sabah and Sarawak. 

That's a given. 

Today sadly, we have politicians and religious fanatics who have crossed that border of decency and respect for king and country to deride both king and country in seeking to create a caliphate within our multi-society citizens and propagate hate within the masses.  This has to stop. 

Within a few months of an unholy pact with the dubious government of Muhiyuddin, PAS the Coalition partner has flexed it wings more than once already. For a political party that strives on the principles of religion, this party has gone on to belittling other religions while ignoring the sensitivities of a good 49% of non-Malay population. This has angered the predominantly Christian natives of Sabah and Sarawak's sensitivities tremendously and perhaps will also surely reflect with punishment in the up-coming Sabah state elections. An arrogance (here) to be regretted by the Muhuyuddin government surely. Read here about this so-called religious man who refused to apologise for his insensitive remarks on Christians of the Bible.

(I do not want to name and shame this PAS idiot as his very name might defile my blog just as I have also never named a very racist and corrupt ex-premier but refer him as MahaFiraun only, always! Very jijit lah, yukks!

Then there was the earlier stories about one liar with a kopiah and his official/non-official trip to Turkey and Holland during this restricted movement time of the Covid-19 pandemic and attending Parliament sittings without being quarantined as per the SOP of 14 days and which caused him to add more lies as added value to his first lie. Herein the rakyat screamed for justice over the soft-tap on the wrist and a small fine as there was a clear case of double-standards between the voters (who paid hefty fines and even jail terms) and the elitists in UMNO and PAS, both commanding coalition partners of Muhiyuddin's shakey government.  And of course that story about some "no economic sense" and attention seeking PAStard in pushing for a total alcohol ban in the entire country. Again hurting the "sensitivities" of all who enjoy a ''pahit" and chilled ambers like yours truly included! Damn these PAStures! 

But you'd never hear off these same morons screaming for the end of  corruption, porno, drugs and illicit sex against the order of nature. These activities are their favorite PAStime in their stronghold states of Kelantan and Terengganu! Double damn!

This new found arrogance of PAS will also be their demise in the near future. After all we have our sultans of each state as head of Islam but these "kampung" simpletons in suits and kopiahs of PAS seem to have other plans. It was never the same as when the good man Tok Guru Nik Aziz was alive. Both Tok Guru and my blogger buddy Bernard aka Zorro-unmasked (Tok Guru's number 1 fan!) will be rotating in their graves now! These young PASturks today are 'hell-bent' (pun intended) in calling for an Islamic state and a caliphate for the whole of secular Malaysia. How dare they! 

Perhaps these PAStards are getting too big for their jubbas and kopias with their cavemen mentality but I implore for some authority above to step in and put an immediate stop to this wanton spread of hate and disunity inciting the various lovely people of Malaysia. I weep for my country. 
With PAS in his stable, Muhiyuddin will surely also lose the non-Malay votes. And he has not said a single word of comfort or reprimanded and sacked those under-mining brigands of PAS. 
The sensitivities of ALL Malaysians are to be respected as clearly enshrined in our Federal Constitution. And UNITY is a word merely spoken by vote hungry politicians as damage control is out of Muhiyuddin's power  as leader for now!
A (not so) happy Merdeka Day to all Malaysians, wherever you are!