Wednesday, October 07, 2020

So who's your daddy?

Just who is actually running our country, right now? Is it Muhiyuddin Yassin, the kleptocratic Najib Razak, Ismail Sabri and/or Anwar Ibrahim....or is this country cruising on "auto-pilot"? And if there is anything to remember this year 2020 for, it will certainly NOT be for that old racist's failed and blurred "vision" but may be remembered as perhaps the year we had 3 prime ministers. That is if Anwar, the bookie, even comes in close with his claim of 130 numbers plucked from thin air. Which in turn then begs Moo to reciprocate Anwar's bluff with his 92 members?

Everyday we, the ordinary tax-paying and voting citizens are asking this same question. Everyday we yearn for some strange voice or someone who is well connected to some one up there, to tell us something new. Nothing! Each new day brings us closer to the brink of an abyss we're not sure of, or if we should take that next step and find out if indeed that was our last step to doom. That's how uncertain our journey is. 

We don't know what tomorrow would bring after yesterday's all time high of 691 new cases of Covid19 and nobody knows the gravity of shit we are all in! This pandemic is taking its toll on families and households in ways that are absolutely new. Some pretentious wannabes say this is the new norm, but who actually knows what was the normal in the first place? We the common citizens of this country have grown accustomed to their crooked agendas and adapted ourselves to the many  changes these past 20 years have shown, both in politics and in our environment that we no longer know what was norm and what's the new norm, right? 

I'm losing hair, patience, trust and faith in the half-baked politicians from both sides of the divide for their lies and bullshit and I am so not looking forward for a better tomorrow either. Tell me something I don't already know instead. Sheeesh!    

Friday, September 25, 2020

Anwar ohh.... Anwar!

Only a liar and a bloody hypocrite will ever say "I forgive" to the one who screwed up your life, sent you to prison and erased so many years of your life with jail sentences and tormented your entire family. Can you ever forgive or even forget someone who did that much harm and pain to you and your family? I say bullshit!

Anwar Ibrahim...(here).....was one such man who was side-lined for so long and even imprisoned for charges he insists that were trumped-up by his then "master" the MahaFiraun. A man who once as recently as 2017, said he had forgiven the corrupt MahaFiraun for throwing him into jail. And all that time NOT once did that old racist MahaFiraun even asked Anwar and his family to forgive him, if indeed as insisted by Anwar, he was innocent! So there you go. Anwar the man who's waiting for his day of glory as premier of Malaysia, is but still waiting. 

He loves the game of numbers. Not the 3 times a week numbers game played in KTM (Kuda, Toto and Magnum) but with numbers of politicians enough to form a new government. The latest being yesterday when he called for a press conference to yet again announce he has those numbers. An announcement of a phone call made the night before to the King, that sent our poor Agong to the heart hospital. But he won't reveal any figures but insists he's finally got some really big numbers. But in that press conference he made a damning blunder. He said he's got a solid Malay-Muslim majority support to his claims. And he goes on to say he's got politicians EVEN from UMNO! What the fuck was Anwar thinking off? What is your stand with the voters? Are you with UMNO or are you with Warisan and DAP and Amanah? Can you be a man, for once? Was he afraid the rakyat may favour Shafie Apdal over him for pm, so he wanted to be one-up and fast with his numbers? Prison life must have really screwed his brains, perhaps.  

Here we are a few days ago in Sabah, where Anwar was campaigning vehemently with his Warisan partners to kick UMNO out of Sabah and be rid of race-based parties parroting Shafie Apdal's clarion call about "building a nation and not building  any one race or religion" and like the hypocrite he is, back in the peninsula, Anwar's back as champion for Malays and Islam! Hey Anwar, tell me if there ever was a non-Malay majority party ever running this government in our entire history? How dumb do you think we are? But we wait lah....tunggu, sabar  lahhh...until we see those numbers okay? Can you give any forecast numbers to "pau" for tomorrow's race ah? 

With your new brag about UMNO members joining you, do you think your partners in DAP, Amanah, Warisan and even from your own PKR will sit back and welcome these frogs from UMNO with corrupt track records to be a part of the PH coalition? Do you think we, the voters will vote for you or anyone going along with you on this? We will punish you when the time comes. We will punish you in GE15. We will make sure you never become a pm. We will crush your pm dream forever! That we the voters WILL vow to do just that!

While we are on the subject of UMNO, even if they are kicked out of Sabah after tomorrow or from Anwar's fairy-tale press conference revelations, I for one will stand for fair-play and for truth. Of course cyber-troopers on both sides of the divide are in over-drive mode dragging their respective opposition with their gutter politics in Sabah today. But I want to set the record straight for one "fitnah" that's in circulation these past few days, and that is as below:
This UMNO guy Ir. Shahelmey Yahya never vowed to tear down any church. Its a dirty lie by some under-paid, shit-stirring amateurish cyber-trooper. This is so wrong on so many levels. And I'm against all and any posting like this. Give him a fair chance in his campaign, please, even if he is an UMNO man. 

Happy casting your votes tomorrow, Sabahans and vote wisely with your head for change as change IS good while we in the "Semenanjung" will wait and wait and wait and wait and wait......aiiyooo...for Anwar lah!   

Friday, September 18, 2020

Ode to MAJU!

Thursday, September 17, 2020



Dear pastor/father/community leaders, 

Free Air-tickets for Sabahan Voters to Fly Back to Sabah to Cast Votes

Sabah snap election polling date falls on 26 September 2020 (Saturday). In view that voting is the responsibility of every citizen/voter, BorneoCare managed to get some sponsors to support Sabahan voters (particularly students & lower income workers) in peninsula Malaysia to fly back to Sabah to cast their votes. 

Please encourage Sabahan who can’t afford to buy air-tickets to Sabah to send  their particulars to: * * 

The particulars we require to purchase air-tickets for them are: 
1.  Name as in IC;
2.  IC number;
3.  AirAsia Flight schedule the applicant wishes to fly to Sabah; 
4.  Returning AirAsia Flight schedule; 
5.  The constituency of the applicant; 
6.  Email of applicant;
7.  Mobile No. of applicant.   

Applicants can contact the following persons if they have any query: 
1. Alice  012-2929839 
2. Maria  011 26135788 
3. Gwen Ng  012 200 6243
4. Joel Jalleh  016 2212 088
5. Edmund  011-1208 1030 

Thank you. 

Yours sincerely,

Spencer Klumai 

*Posting as received-courtesy of PK.

If I may add my 2sens to this brilliant FREE OFFER sponsorship by some generous soul who is serious about "change" in the poorest rich state which has been ruled for so long  by greedy thieves of UMNO disguised as "leaders" over 57 years, NOW is your chance to kick them all out of your shores and later to bring these rogues to justice in a proper court of law  (and NOT some bullshit court as conjured up by that "nyanok" old racist MahaFiraun and his dubious 'rule-of-law' translation).
And while you are at it, you can also teach that idiot minister of PAS not to ridicule the Bible and refused to apologise with his zilch knowledge on the subject to all Christians in Malaysia and in Sabah where they are a majority! Not one minister in PN or PAS or BN even once told Moo to sack that bigot. That's their brand of arrogance or so they think. Now is your chance to return that "favour" Sabahans!

So guys when you vote come 26th. September 2020, your one single VOTE can kill 2 "mocking" birds! 
Go for the jugular and Godspeed!

Friday, September 11, 2020

To the movies we go today!

Well, its Friday again and its time for some light entertainment. For starters this poster below in Sabah is a winner in so many ways to the ordinary man or voter. And I'm guessing nobody in the peninsular has the balls to so boldly declare his promise in a billboard and in English too! But then Sabah (...and/or Sarawak) is a different kettle of fish to fry unlike the peninsular, no? Well we'll just have to wait and see if this proclamation will indeed ring true when the State elections are over later this month OR if this is mere lip-service from politicians and their "politikus-speak" rhetoric we have heard once too often before! 
Then as I promised you entertainment, here the latest mishmash movie of some really funny "actors" who'd bring so much laughter, you just might pee in your pant...ies! But I must warn you this movie is Rated 18+  and can be quite graphic. Oh....and its in ENGLISH okay! Enjoy the 1st. movie offering of the day.

And as you cannot stop with one for the day, this 2nd. movie below is a VINTAGE CLASSIC! Nominated for Best Lead Actor, Best Director, Best Story-Writer and Best Everything in the World lah... so many, many times since 1982! And still the lead actor ended up a FAILURE. That's the showbiz news from UMNOWOOD today! But keep chanting the old mantra - Yukenduit, Dongibap and Kipidap!  
I must say a big "terima kasih" to the independent producers of both the clips above. They have my utmost respect and I give them a "tabik" (salute) for their artful editing and presentation. 
Enjoy the clips as I'm going offline now. All this laughter made me very thirsty too lah. 
Cheers to the weekend!

Tuesday, September 08, 2020

The "creme de la creme" in our parliament, today.

What is wrong with this PN government and their ministers today and in the past the BN government huh? Every business idea that is from some small and hard-working entrepreneur in some company becomes eye-candy for them. Going back further during the corrupt BN era was the forced and coerced payment for "halal" logo. Who were the ones who had to fork out more and loose from their profits but none other then the individuals of small enterprises and who profited from this?....the BN of course! The BN government with its bloated agencies reaped in millions from the sweat and curses of many who had no reason to pay for "koshering" their products in the first place. It still baffles me to this day why mineral water bottles carry that halal logo. Why ?? Even gathering rainwater in jars will one day need an approval seal from this dubious government agency created by none other then that old racist and corrupt MahaFiraun himself!   

Then there was Uber which started out here and that too the BN government eyed it like green-eyed monsters for being a good business entity and immediately launched in with crony-related Grab and health-checks and guide-lines to claim a percentage for their participation as they threw in their brand of lazy and spoon-fed taxi drivers for good measure to be absorbed by Grab. 

Now, today in the news, I read some idiot minister in PN wants to impose a fee (I don't care even if it 5sens or 50sens) on an online shopping idea that is indeed great! Why?? Have they no bloody brains to be more creative then "parasiting" on someone elses' idea all the time? Typical "rent-seeking" leeches in Muhiyuddin's cabinet of lying and lazy politicians, no? Why go and tax on a workable idea that, in the past 6 months, has been the most ideal way to shop while staying home and away from crowded supermarkets and in compliance with the advice of the Health DG's SOP? Why, why, tell me why??? 

Below I've randomly uploaded some "not-so-bright-sparks" who hold top positions in the Moo government line-up. I don't need to name any of them. One thing they all have in common is that they may all have an IQ that's on par with my golf handicap, perhaps. If you're Malaysian and in touch with today's politics, you'll know what I'm talking about.....and that frog-in-red-beret lower down has nothing to do with this post and is simply thrown in here for personality comparison sake! 

Monday, August 31, 2020

A Merdeka marred by "sensitivities"!

On an auspicious day like today, the 31st. August 2020, after receiving our independence from the Colonial masters 63 years ago, we are still grappling to live in harmony as our founding fathers envisioned. The key word is "sensitivities" of provoking the 3 Rs. (Race, Religion and Royalty.) 

I'm very sure all Malaysians have the utmost respect for King and Country as enshrined in the 5 pillars of our RukunNegara and the Federal Constitution to protect each of the rights of the various cultures, races, religions, ethnicity that we have shared with the original natives of Malaya, Sabah and Sarawak. 

That's a given. 

Today sadly, we have politicians and religious fanatics who have crossed that border of decency and respect for king and country to deride both king and country in seeking to create a caliphate within our multi-society citizens and propagate hate within the masses.  This has to stop. 

Within a few months of an unholy pact with the dubious government of Muhiyuddin, PAS the Coalition partner has flexed it wings more than once already. For a political party that strives on the principles of religion, this party has gone on to belittling other religions while ignoring the sensitivities of a good 49% of non-Malay population. This has angered the predominantly Christian natives of Sabah and Sarawak's sensitivities tremendously and perhaps will also surely reflect with punishment in the up-coming Sabah state elections. An arrogance (here) to be regretted by the Muhuyuddin government surely. Read here about this so-called religious man who refused to apologise for his insensitive remarks on Christians of the Bible.

(I do not want to name and shame this PAS idiot as his very name might defile my blog just as I have also never named a very racist and corrupt ex-premier but refer him as MahaFiraun only, always! Very jijit lah, yukks!

Then there was the earlier stories about one liar with a kopiah and his official/non-official trip to Turkey and Holland during this restricted movement time of the Covid-19 pandemic and attending Parliament sittings without being quarantined as per the SOP of 14 days and which caused him to add more lies as added value to his first lie. Herein the rakyat screamed for justice over the soft-tap on the wrist and a small fine as there was a clear case of double-standards between the voters (who paid hefty fines and even jail terms) and the elitists in UMNO and PAS, both commanding coalition partners of Muhiyuddin's shakey government.  And of course that story about some "no economic sense" and attention seeking PAStard in pushing for a total alcohol ban in the entire country. Again hurting the "sensitivities" of all who enjoy a ''pahit" and chilled ambers like yours truly included! Damn these PAStures! 

But you'd never hear off these same morons screaming for the end of  corruption, porno, drugs and illicit sex against the order of nature. These activities are their favorite PAStime in their stronghold states of Kelantan and Terengganu! Double damn!

This new found arrogance of PAS will also be their demise in the near future. After all we have our sultans of each state as head of Islam but these "kampung" simpletons in suits and kopiahs of PAS seem to have other plans. It was never the same as when the good man Tok Guru Nik Aziz was alive. Both Tok Guru and my blogger buddy Bernard aka Zorro-unmasked (Tok Guru's number 1 fan!) will be rotating in their graves now! These young PASturks today are 'hell-bent' (pun intended) in calling for an Islamic state and a caliphate for the whole of secular Malaysia. How dare they! 

Perhaps these PAStards are getting too big for their jubbas and kopias with their cavemen mentality but I implore for some authority above to step in and put an immediate stop to this wanton spread of hate and disunity inciting the various lovely people of Malaysia. I weep for my country. 
With PAS in his stable, Muhiyuddin will surely also lose the non-Malay votes. And he has not said a single word of comfort or reprimanded and sacked those under-mining brigands of PAS. 
The sensitivities of ALL Malaysians are to be respected as clearly enshrined in our Federal Constitution. And UNITY is a word merely spoken by vote hungry politicians as damage control is out of Muhiyuddin's power  as leader for now!
A (not so) happy Merdeka Day to all Malaysians, wherever you are!        

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Malaysians, know your real enemy!

I have always known about this manipulation of our social fabric by the racist MahaFiraun and his dodgy UMNO first and now his "Malay Only" Pejuang agenda from way back then in the 80's. 

And neither can I sing praises about this former Harris Salleh too, but what he says now in his twilight years holds a lot of truth. Funny how only in their end days of their shelf-life, these fellows "grow some balls" to spill the beans and say what IS wrong now BUT never when they were in power! 

Read on this Daily Express (Sabah) news below and you'll understand the dirty game-plan of that corrupt MahaFiraun and his predecessors and successors had in their racist minds to screw up our country and all that our founding fathers worked for.

Please read the attachments in boxes first (I hope the sequence is correct) to fully understand the reason for my rant.

Long before PH came into power, many of my blogger friends and I have "bitched" on numerous times and platforms about sacking the entire staff in the government departments in order to clean out the corruption that has been built up over 60 years of UMNO rule, should the Opposition were to win in an election. We had repeatedly told any in-coming government to completely remove all traces of UMNO before starting up. 
If only these arrogant idiots listened to the small voices on the ground! And if only Karpal was alive, sigh, he would have told that racist MahaFiraun to get lost and NEVER have allowed him to lead PH! But that is all now wishful thinking and its back to the drawing board for those in DAP, PKR, Amanah and Warisan. But make bloody sure guys, Pejuang, the Malay ONLY party of that old, corrupt and hypocrite MahaFiraun, remains dead and buried as of today! Unity my arse! 


This Malayan-Malay warlords as refered by Harris, sitting on the top of government service both here and in East  Malaysia are the real culprits and the real decision makers. The last non-Malay department head was in the Bentong District Office and upon his retirement was replaced by a Malay. These was also the reason why so few non-Malays cared to join the government service. 

Today Harris is parroting that same dilemma Sabahans and Sarawakians have been facing. And he's spot-on on all counts. Can we have a really integrated  employment of peoples of all skin colour and faith incorporated as a truly Malaysian Government Service Staff that will understand the needs of ALL and not of 1 race of Malaysians? You may call me a dreamer , go ahead!

I have advocated a long time ago, to always stress on education. A good English education for all. Not the "sekolah agama attap/pondok" for rural children and renowned foreign institutions of higher learning for "anak menteri". The divide is too vast for equality! 
For further reading on corruption and education, read here

I remember in the old days when government offices had a racially mixed set of staff (well at least it was not 99.9% like today) during festivities of any particular race, the staff celebrating would take leave and the rest of the department would carry on working at a normal pace, because there were other to carry on. 

Today do you see how the entire country's already bloated government machinery grinds to a halt for almost every festival of any race? Who made them so lazy? So who wanted the government to be less productive? The very man who enjoyed writing about the Malays being lazy in his book "The Malay Dilemma" and to satisfy his depleted ego by saying "I told you so" and go on to blame the Chinese and Indians and everyone else and never himself for all the hopeless failures he dreamed of! 

Did you also know this racist old man does not know how to say "I am sorry"?


Friday, August 07, 2020

Of hate and racism.

He is old, really old and with skin like that of an aged leather-back turtle but at 95 he is still not repentant nor has he given up trying to secure his son, who is yet to grow a spine, in pole position in government, to succeed in his name. A name that has no more respect and way past his self-life, since the Covid19 pandemic. He is the MahaFiraun. I wrote kindly about him 9 years ago (here) He has never changed. 

When in the height of power he called bloggers "jobless lying ladies with nothing much to do" until much later in the mid-2000s, when he himself was out of favour in the then BN government who refused to give his thoughts any space in the mainstream media, became just that too! A frustrated old man who dreamed about flying cars and crooked bridges and a vision that got blurred and shitty by the year 2020! We also know then the racist streak in him as he cleverly enriched his family with the help of a few associates who acted as proxies. He was sneaky, plotting and scheming always. You can ask his former deputies. In short he was like the devil himself! 

In May 2018, after the surprise win and a change of government, he somehow managed to con the PH coalition into letting him be the prime minister for the second time in his life with a party with the least seats in GE14 and which he created with his obedient son, a Malay Only "Pribumi" party. Still he was plotting and scheming against his own PH coalition members who are damn fools to have allowed him in the first place. Instead of being a catalyst for unity he continued plotting and scheming. Then overnight under cover of the Covid19 lock-down, he was sacked by his deputy who hijacked his Malay only party to form a new PN government and left this old man in the lurch. So much for a plot that back-fired. This evil man cannot help being what he is through out his entire political life. He is the grand-master of hate and racism who never took the blame for all his failures nor did he ever once apologise for all his misdeeds. 

Today I hear, the MahaFiraun has formed yet again another racist Malay ONLY party which is not named as yet, with his still faithful and spineless son, in preparation for the 15th. General Election. Has he not done enough damage to this once wonderful country of ours? Does he not know when to quit? Don't you think this old man has over-stayed his welcome? Perhaps it is his karma at play, that he should live to see everything crumble and fall to dust all that he thought he built! 

Saturday, August 01, 2020

Brother asks a very good question....

Recently my Grab-sharing and drinking buddy, brother Raman "the Bahman" KK asked me a very good question regarding the 70% discount (here) accorded to repeated law-breaking motorists with summonses for the entire month of August in conjunction with Merdeka by that idiot Wee again, of the Road Transport Ministry or JPJ? 
His question was, "What about those of us, citizens who are law-abiding and with no summons to show? Don't we get rewarded in any way? Like DISCOUNTS for every year on their Road-tax and Insurance renewals for being worthy citizens?" Why must this Wee, who incidentally also drafted that dubious "drink-driving" laws (here) with harsher penalties targeting drink drivers enforced recently, now offer such huge discounts to summons collectors? What's his shallow game plan?
What kind of message is this MCA stooge sending out to hard-core repeat traffic law violators? That they can break as many traffic laws as they want and if summoned the fines can be negotiated and reduced so long as he earns some "good-guy" brownie points, some bragging rights at ceremahs, a voter base and perhaps some mileage in his flagging political career, no? This type of pampering of rogue law breakers breeds corruption in a subtle form. How desperately pathetic! 
Instead this MCA goon should start arresting and jailing repeat offenders with more then a certain number of summonses, just as harshly as drunk-drivers are accorded or maybe worse. Now that would take some balls to do, right? And do you think he has? Laws are formulated and passed to be followed, not negotiated and discounted.
Like anything that is mandatory, only the corrupt in the various enforcement authorities get to gain in monetary rewards. And as for the righteous amongst us, sorry lah, you shall continue to be screwed with your eyes wide open if you were expecting any form of reward or discounts. 
                                .............Dream on lah, dude.