Now everyone can suck-up ?

By S Jayasankaran (BT)

in Kuala Lumpur

Authorities see red over Air Asia uniforms

For Tony Fernandes, it's always one thing or another !

Yes, Tony is always in trouble with BN/UMNO or their agents, and yes, if Tony wants them to stop this harassment and be in their good books he should just appoint the MahaFiruan or one his wimp sons to sit in the AA board. All will be looking bloody rosy thereafter.    

The maverick-owner of Asia's largest budget carrier got a dressing down yesterday by the country's Transport Ministry over the propriety - or the lack thereof - of the uniforms worn by his female flight attendants. 

So now somebody got an unexpected "hard-on" whilst staring at the exposed flesh of an attendant during a flight on AirAsia issit ? 

And the Transport Ministry seems to want a cover-up, or at least a review of the airline's dress code. All Air Asia female flight attendants, many of whom are Muslim-Malays, generally dress in bright red jackets over white blouses and slightly-above-the-knee skirts. It's the last item that seems to make the ministry see red. It told Parliament in a written reply yesterday that it would ask the budget carrier to reassess the uniforms to better "reflect the Malaysian culture".

And pray tell what IS the Malaysian culture, you bumbling moron for a minister ! 

Oh I know what that is. The Malaysian culture is to "tolerate" race-relationships, corruption is kosher in BN/UMNO and our way of life, having 2 sets of laws, one for BN/UMNO and another for the Opposition, living in denial that the crime rate is not alarming, robbing the Orang Asal of their  ancestral lands and rights is our  way of life, racism propagated via Mahathir, Perkasa, UMNO and Utusan is the Malaysian culture !  

The issue surfaced after a Kelantan lawmaker from the United Malays National Organisation, Ikmal Hisham Abdul Aziz, commented that the airline's uniforms were "sexy" and "did not reflect the national identity". He did not specify what the national identity was, or is. The MP then asked if dress code guidelines were imposed on an airline when its licence was issued. 

Okay, so this was the asshole who had that "unexpected" hard-on on that flight ! Hmmmm......even those hard-core PAS fellows with their beads in hand have enjoyed their AA flights without being distracted. It has to be an UMNO bloke. Is that all he can contribute as a lawmaker to discredit an airline company to promote our national carrier, MAS ? Why did he even fly AirAsia in the first place ? Cheap thrills ? National identity ? What is that ? Kebayas, songkoks and sarongs in batik for all occassion ?  Bleeding hypocrite this pervert lawmaker from Kelantan !

Ikmal Hisham Abdul Aziz memberikan tiket percuma perlawanan akhir Piala Malaysia kepada penyokong Kelantan di Taman Keramat, semalam. - utusan/Safrizal Azmi. Artikel Penuh: http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/Sukan/20121018/su_02/Penyokong-Kelantan-serbu-tiket-percuma#ixzz2YKmGJUoX © Utusan Melayu (M) Bhd 

"Airlines have to abide by the safety standards, among others, and comply with emergency evacuation in the allotted time, as set by the Civil Aviation Department and the International Civil Aviation Organisation," acting Transport Minister Hishamuddin Hussein said, seeming to skirt the issue. "Airlines including AirAsia are free to choose their uniforms as long as it complies with the criteria set by the authorities." Again, he did not specify what the criteria is.

Groping for excuses over this infantile objection by a fellow mutt, the "acting" Transport minister has to bring up safety standards of ICAO, forgetting it'd be even more difficult to pull up a kebaya slit-type MAS uniform  in an emergency compliance time. Duh ! 

 Wonder what our BN/UMNO morons would expect or complain about if and when they board this airline !