Mimicking P.Ramlee....in times of trouble !

This is an alternative form of SAR (search and rescue) we Malaysians are contributing to locate the mysterious disappearance of Flight MH370 since March 8th 2014.

Is this Raja Bomoh (shaman) officially contracted and paid to do this "mumbo-jumbo" and even invoking the name of the Almighty,  in the concourse of our International Airport for the world to see ? (scenes from movies of the  maestro, the late P. Ramlee himself, are attached for "coincidence" effect) Heck, the place is crawling with foreign journos and looking at the "suits"  these guys are in, they sure are hoping to be "accidentally shot" in their best attire by the foreign media.

It is 5 days since the disappearance of Flight MH370 which vanished into thin air, an unexplainable mystery that has got the whole aviation industry and highly trained experts scratching their heads. Many countries are still racing with time in the hope of locating the plane's whereabouts and the 239 people aboard. Modern satellite and communications equipment can be dumped into the rubbish bin IF these guys (shamans or locally known as bomohs) can locate MH370 first.

In the meantime the rest of us can only offer a prayer and maybe hope for a miracle.....i.e. if you do believe in it. 

(Read the latest here)

Welcome to Malaysia, where anything can be "kautimed" !

Post by Josiah Mizukami.

The millionaire servants of Malaysia.

Anti-graft task force finds RM20 million in police officer’s bank accounts

February 23, 2014

The six-month graft probe into 60 policemen believed to be involved in corruption and money laundering has made a shocking discovery – one senior officer had amassed RM20 million in several bank accounts, a senior Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) officer said.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, the officer told The Malaysian Insider that the senior police officer could not account for the staggering amount in his possession.

"Investigations are still going on. There will be more exposes in the weeks to come," said the source.

The source said it could not be ruled out that there are more cops who had illegally amassed moveable and immovable assets worth millions of ringgit.

"The investigators were shocked to discover the massive amount from this senior cop, but we believe there is more to come," he said.

The 60 cops, the biggest number being investigated by the MACC simultaneously in recent times, are mostly high-ranking officers based nationwide.

The Malaysian Insider learnt that the task force comprises senior officials from the MACC, Bank Negara, the Inland Revenue Board, the National Registration Department, the Immigration Department, the Customs Department, the Securities Commission and the police.

The task force is being spearheaded by Attorney General Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail. It was also recently enlarged as the probe deepens due to the technicalities involved.

The source said the task force was directly answerable to Gani whose officers are assisting in ensuring credible evidence is collected to secure convictions in the courts later.

The Malaysian Insider had reported on January 25 that a senior police officer, one of 60 cops under probe for graft, is among several policemen brokering deals with the MACC to assist in fingering more crooked cops in return for immunity from prosecution.

It was reported that the senior police officer and several others were prepared to name several other senior police officers in return for their freedom.

"Investigations have been going on for several months now and investigators have discovered about 30 senior police officers who are living beyond their means," an official had said then.

"Many of these senior police officers, who are based nationwide, were found to have at least RM1 million or more in their respective bank accounts. These officers did not even bother to hide their wealth or attempt to do so," the official had said.

In an earlier report, The Malaysian Insider had stated that a disgruntled policeman's complaint to the MACC marked the beginning of an investigation that has resulted in some 60 policemen being probed.

The policemen were  alleged to have collected bribes from operators of illegal businesses in the federal capital. The businesses ranged from illegal gaming cybercafes to massage parlours and vice dens.

Depending on the type of business, each operator paid between RM10,000 and RM50,000 a month to the policemen to avoid being raided and hassled.

Due to the MACC probe, a senior police officer with a "Datuk" honorific was transferred to the Bukit Aman police secretariat.

The Datuk was questioned by the MACC which discovered more than RM6 million stashed away in various accounts.

However, the MACC official had told The Malaysian Insider then that the RM6 million was merely the tip of the iceberg.

As investigations intensified, MACC had also seized luxury vehicles, such as a Range Rover Evoque (worth RM400,000), Nissan Skyline (RM388,000), Toyota Vellfire (RM450,000), BMW 7-series (RM800,000) and Mercedes-Benz E-class (RM400,000) from the suspects.

Besides properties and luxury vehicles, police had also seized a substantial amount of money, jewellery and gold from some of the policemen. – February 23, 2014.

Copyright © 2014 - The Malaysian Insider

"You talking to me....you talking to me ?"

The Malaysian taxi driver is the front-liner to any visitor to our country. And 2014 is also, for the umpteen time "Visit Malaysia Year", no ? I have written about the these fleecing disgrace  more then once in this here blog already ( please do your own search on the blogpost-roll ). But the latest story by NAM ( read the story here ) is absolutely shocking and takes corruption to new heights ! 

This corruption and exploitation by these cash rich Middle Eastern Arabs has to be nibbed immediately. Or are we far too gone that it has become impossible and finally has become a "way of life" for us tax-paying Malaysians too ? Is it because these bandits from Middle East know of our every weakness in our government system that they can so easily manipulate, corrupt and put in place this "taxi" driver racket which firstly these rogue Arabs give a freaking rats ass as to our reputation as a favourite destination for all  travellers who come to enjoy our hospitality, climate, diverse cultures and religions ( this, I'm not sure anymore lah....ever since that Allah issue and the "ketuanan" shit by UMNO !)  and our simple way of life and contagious smiles ! 

Its a bad enough experience to control our own crooked taxi drivers and are yet to "arrest" the hundreds of complaints by tourist against the many wrongs of  these cheating and cut-throat taxi drivers. Did you know that we are the only country where, when after the insistence by you, to put the fare-meter on, the taxi driver will then ask you if you can direct him to YOUR destination !

Now we have an added burden of having to deal with Middle Eastern cab drivers who'd  liken to treat us real Malaysians like shit thinking we ARE tourists too !   

The resposibility  is in the issuance of such taxi permits by the authority. When the head in the ministry is corrupted and self-serving, we cannot blame the down-lines to be angels, can we ? These Middle Eastern or Arabs will do cart-wheels to make an extra buck. Remember these syndicates use "students" to drive cabs in the ever popular Arab Square area in Bukit Bintang, the pulse of the city. These Middle Eastern taxi drivers will never understand our way of life. For them it is survival for the fittest. They come here with big hopes and dreams to our land of milk and honey. They are from a region where killing and bombing their neighbour is their everyday way of life. 

Just what have we become into people ? Its hard to maintain our sanity in what's going on around us anymore. Prices of everything that you need as essentials has gone through the roof. The pm is maintaining his elegant silence and only Rosie knows where he is. The entire government is on "auto-pilot" and we're on a roller-coaster ride going downhill in neck-breaking speed and on rail-tracks with loose nuts and bolts. Cries of  the rakyat is falling on deaf ears. The parliament is a joke. The players even worse. 

We have become a famous "must visit" hub and safe haven for the "spring" political asylum seekers, drug traffickers, black money dealers, "martyrs" or  terrorists on-transit, religious militant cell-hideout and internet-scammers. And now these taxi driving Arabs ! 

Do we actually have to spend more money to advertise on VMY 2014 ? They are all already here for as long as you care to remember ! Can they give us a break please ? 

  *Special thanks to Danapal for the link. Cheers !
**As for the title of this post, you might still remember that famous line from the DeNiro classic "Taxi Driver".

This is an acceptable Malaysian way of life, right ?

The emergence of so many so called "NGO's" has become so comical and literally has no real sting whatsoever. To rebutt an action or statement by either side of the political divide, a few morons are gathered together claiming instant status as an NGO and in the next morning  are at some police station to making a police report against the other. 
And one thing you gotta give them....they have convincing abbreviations in naming their NGO !

Just what the heck is wrong with our society ? We have a large group of people who do nothing else but the dirty work of their political master. These group also live ( you might prefer "parasite" ) doing whatever their "master" desires to lift his/her image for that one moment of glory and to demonise the other to gain brownie points. This group does not use their heads or stop to think but dutifully carry out their master's plan.  I don't even know if they actually get paid to do their mischief ! And when you point out their stupidity to them they remain unperturbed and respond like they are doing their country and king the highest of national service. This ( here ) latest gives a new meaning to decency and again I believe will also be the Malaysian way of life and not a "biadap" thing at all, no ?

A long time ago, one Home Minister came out proclaiming, taking to the streets protesting and burning of national flags or effigy of fellow men was not the Malaysian way of life and condemned protesters and even ordered the police to arrests such activists and groups who took to the streets. 

Today we have the same if not more of these protesters pretending to be NGO, only that all their actions are okayed by the current Home Minister and the police told to turn the other way.

We have crossed the threshold of  human decency and are beyond redemption. 
Right, my fellow Malaysians ? 

Kong Hee Fatt Choy !

* Courtesy of Google !

Malaysian Book of "Shiok Sendiri" Records.

We have spent millions of tax-payer's money to send one man into space and the rakyat came out yelling at such squandering on a non-profit, non educational venture except to go down proudly in the Malaysian Book of "Shiok Sendiri" Records. 

Then there was another clown in UMNO youth with much zzzz's for a name, who decided to escort a bunch of mat rempits go free-falling  in the North Pole. Again it was a no brainer  and a total waste of tax-payers money even further. Then there was this planting of 10,000 Jalur Gemilang flags 5,000 feet above sea level on the slopes of  Mount Patthar in Katmandu, Nepal. 

There was another lady doctor who went "solo" to the Antarticas but she posted beautiful photographs of her skiing and trekking on snow from many angles and distances on her facebook page. Going solo, she was also talented enough to take "selfies" from 50 meters too ! Can we list that in our Record Book ?  

Apart from some idiot profiting from organising these hare-brained outings in strange lands, did we learn anything from all these and many many more frivolous and half baked "expeditions" like for example, that infamous Disneyland trip by an opposition ex-mb and his family which included his maids and on business class too ? And if you think we did, how is this benefiting us now ? 

Can these tax-payer sponsored adventures profit us as a nation ? Will these silly "belajar sambil pelancong" (education while touring) attract tourists dollars to Malaysia ? And boy....there had been so many of these useless government trips which neither bore fruit nor profit except  as a fully paid holiday for the select few, courtesy of the citizenry. 

I hear our prostitution industry alone has a RM3.2 billion annual turnover.(here) And that's a mighty attractive business to venture in after software piracy, don't you think so ? While every government enforcement agency is corrupted to the core, why not huh ? And that too can be ear-marked for another "shiok sendiri" entry in our Record Book. Or we can send a team to Amsterdam for "case-study" and fine-tune our prostitution business back home. Surely aBung can lead a group of horny parliamentarians and 4 credible but frustrated religious police along, no ? 

All that we have heard from our "de-quiet-o" pm is how to be prudent, how to cut-costs and how to brace ourselves for hard times and encouraging the rakyat to go green...(as in veg.). 

With the prices of essential commodities smashing through the roof in every household we are unsuccessfully coming to terms and bitterly adjusting.......when suddenly I read this shit ! (read here )

Damn !

Read his lips !

The year that was....erhh...still is !

The year 2013 certainly was a trying one. The many mega-scandals directly involving the rakyat's money was again on the top of my and everyone else's list ( as has been in every year since 1982.)

While the ordinary citizen is advised to brace himself and be prudent, one retarded politician's (right) got the gall to tells us frustrated ones to get out of Malaysia if we cannot accept the government's decision to increase various forms of hike in toll, electricity, water, petrol, public transport fares and basic commodities ! ( here ). There is no mention of anyone getting a pay hike to challenge the inflated prices we are going to face, except that the Selangor state government care-takers and company have heaped upon themselves a pretty tidy sum to weather BN's unscrupulous increase in the various forms. Any change that was promised, is nowhere in sight.....sigh !

That is a story for another day. In the meantime we also read about the son of FLOM from an earlier marriage, who bought a condo in fashionable New York City for a vulgarly sum of U$D110 million ( here ). Eyebrows rise forming ageing lines between the eyelid and the hairline at the mentioned of the names that are loosely linked and lead right back to prime minister Najib ! 

And then also we hear of the racist bunch of NGO ( Indians mostly in the northern state !) who are supposedly championing the rights of Malays - Perkasa,  getting paid handsomely with tax-payers ringgits while other Malay championing morons like ISMA and PUKIMAK not getting paid to create chaos and to keep UMNO relevant to the ignorant kampung folks ( here ). These fools are still begging for hand-outs from the government. When will this free loading and "rent-seeking" behaviour ever end in UMNO ? 

Well I could go on and on, but these few instances mentioned above are very recent and still sizzling in the oven....and 2014 is not going to get any better with the Allah policing encroaches into churches and the failed 1Malaysia issue getting shittier while the crime rate is getting to dizzying proportions even as Najib's BN is at its weakest point now with unity being the last or if not at all on UMNO's agenda as everyone is busy getting fatter and fatter in corrupt practises and getting ready to split the country when the hammer falls !  

I really don't have the mood to wish anyone a "happy" New Year, but just hope you pull through like I did in this yet to end 2013. All I have had is fairly good health and I must thank MY God for that ! 

But the bitching about everything else will certainly continue throughout 2014, that's a promise. Hehehehe !

Shalom !    

Properties are like women, according to Ku Nan

Read what a typical UMNO/BN mind ( what little there is to qualify as brains !) thinks and spews for the whole world to know what they think of our women-folk ! Ironically no women in UMNO/BN would dare to challenge this moron neither would they take him to task. That's the government you voted in for, right ? Enjoy !

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/249806

Amidst the furore over having to pay higher property assessment fees in Kuala Lumpur, Federal Territories Minister Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor used a rather off-colour analogy to justify the increase.

"If you enhance your property, it is the same as women. If you don't wear make-up, the price is cheaper, right?

"If you wear make-up, it is pricier. Isn't it the same?" said Tengku Adnan during a press conference on the assessment rates today.

During the press conference in Kuala Lumpur, Tengku Adnan revealed luxury and commercial property owners will have to pay higher fees  while fees for low and medium cost property owners will remain at status quo.

Three wives

He also announced that there will be rebates for disabled people, pensioners and those who can prove that they stay in the properties.

To a question about whether the rebate will be applied to those who own multiple properties, Tengku Adnan replied in the negative, and again used women as part of his explanation.

"We only give for one house. The owner cannot claim that they live in more than one house. Even if they have three wives, we only allow them to claim one house.

"It is impossible that he can live in three houses," he said.

UP-DATES (22-12-2013)

And here is the denial/misquote that he now claims.....not an unconditional apology, so nothing changes and he is NOT  going to step down, so how ????

Will the real Mandela, Rest in Peace !

So many monkeys in our country are going ape and "likening" thenselves to be a Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela of sorts. This new found craze to associate themselves to such a great man who passed away 2 days ago at age 95 has gone viral here. Have they no shame to compare themselves with such a nobleman ? A man who served 27 years of his life in prison in abject conditions for a cause he believed in-to end apartheid and racism in a country ruled by whites. The stories of Mandela will be told over and over by those who knew and  lived with him. A good man.....but a few years ago this "metallic" man from Pangkor, likened himself not just to Mandela but also to Gandhi ! ( here ) 

 

And more recently our dear prime minister likened UMNO's struggle to that of Mandela's fight against apartheid in South Africa. Come on now Mr. Najib, surely you must be out of your mind to even think about it, right ? UMNO a party that reeks of racism, patronised by presidents from the time of the MahaFiruan and is corrupted to high heaven is nothing but a party of hungry wolves waiting to devour anything remotely non-Malay. A party that takes "bashing" to new heights of any race or religion not Malay or Muslim at every annual general assembly. To "liken" this party to a man like Mandela is like slapping Mandela across his face while he's lying in state in his coffin. How dare they liken UMNO to someone like the great Nelson Mandela ? The REAL statesman !( here)

And while we're in the mood to abuse the loose word "liken" and link ourselves to some great personality past and present, our pm yesterday slyly sneaked in another "wammy" by proclaiming that nobody knows what goodness his beloved wifey the FLOM did ( here ) !.......hmmmm....did he also try to add that FLOM's contribution to the Malaysian society is likened to that of Mother Teresa ??? Hahahahahaha !   

So shy lah !    

Thoughts control.

This was the same reaction we heard of, when the Malaysian government went overboard and rushed to "save" a young Malaysian girl who was a genius but went "astray" into high class prostitution in England ! We failed when she told our government mind our own business and to get lost. 

And now, this 69 year old slave, Siti Aishah, who was influenced by the Maoist political ideology and was allegedly held as a slave in London for 30 years. The Malaysian government is practically grovelling at her feet to bring her back home ( Malaysia or so they think) hoping she would "repent" her ways and return to Islam and Malaysia. ( here )

But this ex-slave would rather slap the government's generosity of an instant citizenship and to a heroine's welcome if she returned to the Islamic path ! ( here ) What a load of crap are we wasting tax-payers money on this woman for ? She is an adult and has been indoctrinated with an ideology of her choice, and its her right to think the way she wants. So why the heck does the government want to run half way round the world just to save one former Malaysian for ? Because she is Muslim ? Damn, she's a British communist now ! Opps, almost forgot....and fellow Malaysians are threatened by the top cop from writing about the double standards of who gets to be buried where and who gets to be citizens here. Even the foreign ministry is on the band wagon to determine her legal status ! This is also skimming along racial lines, no ? ( here )

Can't these morons in the government understand her rights to choice of beliefs ? Hey dumbos, she's not even a Malaysian citizen any more. She's renounced her citizenship 45 years ago. Why  the necessity to save a commie, huh ? Maybe to earn some brownie points from the kampung folks that this is a caring government ? And she practically told her "saviours" to fuck off from her face ! 

To start with, the government should "rehabilitate" and save the corrupt politicians in our parliament, past and present first without fear or favour. 

These type of stories reflects badly on the types of people we Malaysians truly are in this world....the stupid type. Time the Malaysian government learnt to respect individual's rights to thoughts and beliefs rather then make utter fools of ourselves. 

As usual I'm so shy lah !

"...and the winder (for winner) is Vindy"

Farewell my dear friend Vivender Singh. You lived an honest life. In the few short  years of our friendship I have thoroughly enjoyed your bubbly company. Now it chokes me to think you have left us all, your friends here, in such a hurry. Why ?  Maybe you're needed elsewhere ?.....only you hold the answer to that question. In the end we'll always remember by your personalised tag-line "...and the winder (for winner) is Vindy".....to quote Tony G.

 

God bless you, Vindy my friend.....peace, wherever you are !

This blog will remain shut-down for the next 48 hours.

to sing or not to sing.....I sudah pusing !

November 14th. 2013.

The Sultan of Selangor, Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah, for a second time this year has called on non-Muslims in the state to not refer to God as Allah. ( here )

Now consider this....

November 16th. 2013

Selangor mufti Mohd Tamyes Abdul Wahid today said that non-Muslims in the state can sing the state anthem although it contained the word ‘Allah’.( here )

And on the same day this stupid moron from an NGO stole a few moments of the limelight by giving this toothless warning ( here ).......how now ? 

Hey what's going on ??? Whaahhhh.....this mufti guy really terror lah. Mohd  Tamyes is more powerful then the Sultan of Selangor ahh ? How can he over-ride the Sultan's call for the ban and tell the people its okay to sing the Selangor state anthem ahh ? 

Now if I can understand correctly, this Allah ban is only in the state of Selangor, right ? So we in KL and elsewhere can use Allah meh ?  And if the Sultan ( with all due respect to Tuanku ) is so into banning  the use of Allah by non-Muslims, I assume Negaraku will not be sung in the state of Selangor as it glorifies the infidel's Tuhan instead of Allah, no ?

And non-Muslims cannot sing the state anthem in Selangor but its ok to sing the Negaraku there while the Muslims can sing the state anthem but must hold back from singing the Negaraku, right ? Hmmmm......

All this is really confusing and I'm scratching my head for the past 2 days now. With this kind of contradicting exchanges between the sultan, the mufti and a ngo moron, I think I am more confused then the Malays themselves. Can somebody ask them to sit down together and come to a logical agreement before I go mad ? Maybe a double shot of malt will calm my jittery mind that's running on a fast track !

Wakakakakakakakaka.....enjoy what's left of the weekend, folks !  Cheers ! 

Stupid Indians, right ?

Hahahaha.....so after all the forked-tongue election promises by Najib and BN/UMNO of strengthening unity plus his 1this and 1that bullshit, UMNO under the guise of city hall have slapped the Hindu community right across their  face again ! 

What will it take for these stupid Indians to wake up from BN's bullshit ? Calling all Malaysians of Indian origins pariahs in the school text literature book Interlok insulting enough ? Was the cow-head issue not damning enough ? Again the slaughter of cows during Hari Raya Korban in schools witnessed by Hindus students not  insulting  enough ? Was the many deaths of Indians held in police custody not a strong signal enough ? Where the wanton demolition of Hindu temples here and in Selangor so frequently to make way to cash rich corporations to  build their condos and business centres not lesson enough ? Have the Indians no shame at all to be treated so lowly ? Don't they eat their food with a little pinch of salt ( there is an old Indian saying that you'd feel no shame if you ate your food without a pinch of salt...with all due respect and exception of high BP casualties ! ) ?

Now where are the deadwoods of  MIC like Samy Velu and G. Palanivelu or for that matter, that lowly servant of Muhiyuddin, Mr. Kamalanathan ? Still not letting go of the dpm's hand, issit ?  These MIC ass-licks have not the balls to defend the rights of their Hindu brethren as opposed to a likely boast after a few shots of whiskies in drinking parlours ! 

Youth  leader T. Mohan of the now considered defunct MIC, is issuing a very strong warning indeed  to Tengku Adnan ( here ) and the rest of MIC is not saying one word in support. But do you actually thinks Tg. Adnan gives a shit to this young turk's threat ? Heard it on the grapewine that the temple committee itself  is in the ride with some developer in view of pocketing a piece of this "goldmine" in the Golden Triangle. Self serving Pharisees, no ? Or is this some T. Mohan theatrics played out to earn some brownie points for his vp slot in the up-coming MIC elections ? This sounds so like a Tamil movie......the bravado part ! 

They say "you deserve the party you voted in"......and rightly so you morons, so deal with it you stupid Indians. And if and when you come to your senses or if you sober-up (whichever comes first ) from those decades old drunken stupor, kindly hand in your resignation and go to the ROS to de-register whatever shit you call MIC. 
And the same advice applies to those shit-heads in IPF, PPP, MIEF,  and some other PUKI too ! 

The second picture above is so typically comical ( of Zul Nordin who insulted Hindus saying their Hindu deities did not protecting their businesses during the great floods of KL ! ) and is just for laughs.  I too am a Malaysian of remote Indian origins and I squirm and shudder at the thought of being in place of that damn bald idiot in blue, kissing Zul with a stranglehold ! 
Yikes ! 

In total denial of the truth.

A failed education system is what we have in place for the many morons this country is churning out yearly and tosses them out to deal in the real world. What we have is an entire generation of stoooopid idiots holding a fantastic certificate but in actual fact are plain morons. Read the shameful STAR story, aptly titled "How low can you go" ...here  !!!

The BN government needs this many idiots to stay in power...That's why we have so many "government servants"  with such low knowledge in attending and addressing to the public in so many new departments specially created to accommodate these morons ! Politicians are to take the blame for the rot in our failed education system.....right from the time of Anwar during his tenure as Education Minister in collaboration with the MahaRacist Tun, up till now ! They prided themselves with quantity and not quality, hence the birth of morons that surrounds us all daily.   

Shocking is the "below mid-teens to 20% passing mark", but what saddens me most with this STAR story is it is only now this shitty confession is emerging from school teachers, invigilators and those marking exam papers conveniently  just before or upon their retirement. Have these educators no sense of responsibility earlier ? Were they afraid they'd loose their pension if they spoke up sooner ? Shame on these "whistle-blowers" as they ARE the reason this has been going on for so long. They have to live with this guilt the same way these morons have to deal with the daily struggles in the real world.  

I'm still shaking my head in disbelief as a story of that former crook Samy Velu comes to mind. How he proudly remarked in moronic glee at a school prize giving ceremony that it was all Yindians students' names and not the other races' names that were being called out to receive the various prizes for all subjects....to which his equally stupid PA turned to him and whispered ...."YB, this is a Tamil school event, sir.......that's why all the recipients have Yindian names, sir "

Even Allah cannot help us ! We are stuck with stupid for life in our own country. How much lower we go now ? 

Happy Deepavali !

Wish you and your near and dear ones a meaningful Deepavali. 

Try and go easy on the "sugar" stuff as advised by your very concerned prime minister. And more importantly be responsible when you hold that glass of drink in your hand. Drink as much water  as you possibly can. 

Me.....I'll just take my whiskey with some ale !  Thanks. 

Cheers to all of you. Drive safe. 

Jekyll and Hyde

If you like to watch fire-works, Malaysia is the place to be. Come to my country where everyday is fire-works day. Most nights during the run-up to so many colourful festivals, the skies are lit up with sparkling colours bursting in sparkles of fire as people look in resounding awe at the splendour of the fireworks display.  

And in the day, you get fire-works in the form of faces being blown-off or trigger happy assassins ticking off targets on their to-do hit list quiet often. Yes, we have a very sick society here in our country. Foreigners with fake ID's issued gun license and given employment in high-risk place of work. The recent shooting cum robbery of a bank officer is testimony of an intense lack of responsibility by the authorities. They show no duty of care as to who they employ in their company. As long as they keep the cost low, anyone is "gainfully" employed in some company.

In this premise, we are at a total loss as to who might turn out to be that serial rapist, or that innocent murdering fb "friend", or a nice bank security officer turned murderer  and robber or a nice young man turn "jihadist" targeting victims with a "Allahhu Akbar" war-cry before stabbing and killing them or  a good cop turned crooked and looses his gun in a toilet. 

It has become so hard to trust the person standing next to you. I have been a victim once and since then I still view any stranger near me, a little suspiciously. Our failed education system is the result of this very sick and fearful society we live in. And those responsibly have to bear the full responsibility of creating such monsters within our society.   

Compared to all this unpredictable characters roaming our streets, I might be a saint ! And  the next time you are in a crowded place and you get ugly stares from a person standing next to you, don't stare back. He just might kill you !  

I am not linking this post to any news source today. You already know of  the above related gory tragedies of this past week and what I'm talking about, right ? 

Have a pleasant weekend and avoid all eye contact with strangers. 

Shalom !  

PR lied to its voters in Ulu Klang.

                      

I have written 4 times since 2011 regarding this very special "community" field which has been fondly cared for by this man Andrew Gopal, as president and his "merry" men of Ulu Klang Recreation  Club or more popularly known as UKRC  for as long as I've known Andrew. I've been there many times and so have my other blogging buddies like Rocky and Bernard and also Yushaimi of the Malay Mail. One thing all of us readily agree on is the camaraderie amongst the residents there. Its what you'd call a close-knit sporting family.

After years and years of much "fighting" with the then Toyo government for "residents' ownership" of the UKRC field and clubhouse, PR looked like a welcome and promising change. That was just before the 2008 GE. The PR guys were all over the place promising to move heaven closer to earth with their g-strings, et cetera et cetera.

But sadly all that changed. Selangor under Khalid Ibrahim was not just bad but looks worse now, then BN's Toyo. What two-forked tongue speak is this Khalid, damnit ? And pictures of the MPAJ mongrels' invasion of the UKRC field  made me sick and spurred me to write this post.    

For a refresher read here,  here,  here and here. 

I've said it before and I'll say it again, so listen up all you fucking PR morons in Selangor, fuck this up for the UKRC residents now and PR will be butt-fucked in Ulu Klang come the GE14 !

Tomorrow members of UKRC will be staging a protest against this blatant coup' of the residents field especially targeting mb Khalid , Shaari Sungib ( sounds like a cousin of Toyo !) and MPAJ itself for its gangster-like manner when handling this take-over. 

Andrew invites all friends, supporters and concerned citizens to join in at the clubhouse. He also promises dinner....but who actually cares for food, right ?
Something is not right. We the citizens have a choice to kick out anyone who behaves like or worse then the ones we last kicked out  ! Kapish ?  

Take note and be there :  

Date :Wednesday 23rd. October 2013 at 6.30pm

I command you to stand in attention !

Now this is going to be a double edged sword for Malaysians. 

With Putrajaya banning Catholics and The Herald (the Catholic church's news publication)  from using the word Allah, I am very curious why nobody thought about also banning or rewriting our Negaraku ? (with all due respect to our King !)

Our National anthem refers to Allah/God as Tuhan ! Pray tell me how are our Muslim brethren  then going to stand in attention and sing this anthem henceforth without praising Allah BUT Tuhan the infidel's God, not once but twice ! 

The "learned" judges have again screwed it up for all Malaysian Muslims. My apologies !

Now will you please stand up in attention before you click on the link.... here !

Selamat Hari Raya Haji to all my Muslim friends ! 

Shalom ! 

News goes viral....

Its amazing how fast news travel these days. Its all at the touch of a keyboard button and the internet instantly carries a story almost in  real time. 

Take for instance last week's bloopers (  here ) and ( here ) and ( here ) which were whoppers for netizens around the world. You just cannot hide secrets any more. We can only cover-up so much. Then again how much of what we read over the net is doctored and how much of it is for real ? 

You decide how you want to interpret the news in your own way.
Shalom ! 

CAUTION: Not for the weak hearted.

When  read this news  here  my thoughts immediately went back to the phrase "...you jump, I'll jump too....." from that one time hit movie The Titantic.

But coming from the IGP's mouth that "missing guns could have fallen into the sea" is indeed a very hilarious statement for a man of his credibility. Of the 37 of the 44 missing firearms none were used by criminals, he claims. Now how would he know if any has actually been used in robberies ? Are our ballistics guys so good as to guess which bullet came out of which "missing" gun ?

I paste here the Auditor-General's 2012 Report, but must warn you, its lengthy and in 3 segments namely Federal, States and Federal Statutory Bodies and you may face the risk of your BP shooting up and/or an imminent heart attack. Health Ministry is another joke as you may encounter along your way too. 

The Auditor-General's 2012 report is one report that will have a very short live span and before you can say OMG....it will be filed under NFA gathering cobwebs !

Take care.

Today a child's life was taken away.

Time and time again I have protested that the so called National Service Programme for kids here in Malaysia is there only to fatten a few cronnies and keep some over weight ex-servicemen gainfully employed. Millions of tax-ringgits are spent annually from transport to  food to clothes to rental of camps. All run by some  who's got "friends" in high places. The programme itself is a scam ! 

We are never going to war with anyone. Not in the near future or in this millinium. History has proven that this country is rid of communist with the death of Chin Peng. We have no colonial masters to wage war against, as history clearly says  that Chin Peng took care of that too. The undeclared war between Chin Peng and our then colonial masters in pre-Merdeka days ended with the colonial masters inviting us, as 3 major races, to England to accept our independence. 

Little skirmishes with some rag-tag out-fit known as Suluks from the Philippines  too has ended with some warm hand-shakes and smiles all around re-affirming the Suluks rightful claim of Sabah with our acknowledgement of that annual "rental" fee our government pays to the Sultan of Sulu for the occupancy of Sabah. So there !

Why do we need this silly NS program ? Has any good come out of this 3 month stint a child has to undergo ? All we can see is the children of the lesser people ( read you and me !) has to spend 3 months of their lives at around the age of 17 or 18 and hope to "inter-grate"( a word mostly used by politicians to make them sound intellegent and astute, perhaps ? ) with children of other races when for a given fact, from a very tender age of 5 to 17 years, these same children are segregated in schools by way of the education system, religious systems, at home and in neighbourhoods either by parents or teachers who'd pass of as racists and/or bigots. 

What can these kids achieve in 3 months when we grant them 17 years of a flawed education system ? There's been 22 deaths since December 2003 in these NS camps. Most were by drowning. In 2004 there was a rape of a teenage girl by a guardian of the camp.

Today we read in the news how a child's life was brutally taken away from him for simply jumping a queue during breakfast last Sunday. A murder.

Who wants to tell that child's parents that their son died defending the country ?  Read here .

The shit we put up with daily !

Here in our country, we have ministers who spew venom/rubbish on a daily basis. The standard reply for any BN minister is "if you don't like/not happy/have issues/think its not fair/want to put a stop/ are against"........ choose any answer in the picture above ! 

Thank you BN and particularly Mr. PMNajib for awarding us with your "scintillating" personalities whom you call your cabinet. 

Shalom !

(for English translation..... ask a friend who speaks Bahasa Malaysia.)

This one's for you, Sir !

For all you Pink Floyd fans.....understandably this classic will bring back a tsunami of beautiful memories. Certainly one of my favourites. But more importantly, today I want to dedicate this masterpiece to one man. 

To..........

- one man many would wish will wake-up to see the mess that's happening all around him. 

- one man who has lost touch with reality. 

- one man who has lost control of his own men.

- one man who has refused to comment on all that shit that's hitting the fans on a daily basis. 

- one man who's very fate and future lies in the hands of his so-called "friends".

- one man who just might be ousted by the many who have daggers drawn before the next election.

- one man with much excess baggage.

- one man who's got a crazy fetish for the number 1 ! 

To you Mr. Prime Minister I dedicate this soothing song.....as it befits your "inaction" to a country gone mad ! 

Turn up the volume to the max, sit back and enjoy this sensation Mr. Najib Razak ! 

This one's on me, for you Sir.