Saturday, February 10, 2007

Mat Dohfus !!

Mat-Rempits are in the spot-light again, going by what our UMNO Putera Movement Chief Datuk Abdul Azeez Abd Rahim says ! Go on click here and choke yourself with a good laugh at what this "dohfus" has to say !!

For the life of me , how is a parachute jump ( by 10 mat-rempit sympathisers) from 1,500m over the North Pole, on the 19th of April, going to make our "princely youths"(i.e. Putera UMNO) into "glocal human assets" as this Datuk AAAR ( I'm tempted to add a se ? ) claims, and as what our beloved leaders say and expect of, of them, beats me ! 'An expedition like this would instill a sense of responsibility and resourcefulness in them' ....hmmmm (money wasted on this fool-hardy expedition, can be used for the many still suffering families of our recent floods ! ). Where do our glocal politicians learn to talk like that duh !... my...my...?? Oxford ? Cambridge ?
For crying out loud, who's paying for these goons in the first place and why can't these UMNO princes do something more responsible like "KICKING THE ARSES OF OUR MAT REMPITS, OFF OUR ROADS AND STOP THEM FROM TERRORISING AND ENDANGERING THE INNOCENT TAX-PAYING AND RESPONSIBLE MOTORISTS, WITH THEIR BLOODY IDIOTIC STUNTS" !!!
These mat-rempits are brave only in numbers and roam the streets all night, like 'scums-on-a-high', usually without any legal documents or drivers license and a majority are illegals from neighbouring countries masquarading as Malaysians, and if these "princely" youths want to do anything resourceful "GO WEED THEM OUT ", and then we can have "cemerlang, terbilang and temberang"! Yes Datuk AAAR, please don't give us this kind of crap and maybe you should change your speech-writer and PR person too...!
Like make them all go and donate blood....to the victims of accidents they cause, on any given night ! ....now that will be responsible and resourceful, right? (oops... sorry... cannot lah ...must take blood sample first, right ? and then maybe, just maybe,can find traces of prohibited elements in blood sample......opps... sorry bad idea !)
Well, Datuk AAAR, do think of something stupid to keep me 'in stitches' again , as you are after-all the new "glocal comedian"...ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..!!!

13 comments:

tony -stand-up philosopher said...

Really la SS. Are these guys for real? I tremble when I think if our country have jokers like this leading our youths.

LUBOK MELAYU said...

Real AARSE, this fellow, Mr Fish. My advice to them is to jump off a tall building. No chutes. Free fall. They won't be missed.
One problem. We'll be wasting taxpayers' money repairing the concrete where their arrrses land.

Either way, we lose.
But not during the general elections.

Anonymous said...

Take a look into scenarios given below:

1st, Prime Minister refers to them as 'Mat Cemerlang'.

2nd, Police force is working hard to clamp down 'Mat Cemerlang'.

So does that mean that the police force is not doing the right thing or the Prime Minister said the wrong thing? Which is which?

Rockybru said...

go to mob's crib (mob1900.blogspot.com). the poster goes well with your posting, bro.

Shanghai Fish said...

I must confess there's a really cool work of art on www.mob1900.blogspot.com in relations to this "Mat Dohfus" posting here...ckeck it out ..good job mob's crib !!

zorro said...

Tis the same guy who paid for some degree from Preston (definitely not Princeton). There are more pressing issues to dwell on. Meanwhile, I would just ignore this ignoramus with all his cockamamie antics.Some Malaysians Bodoh.

shar101 said...

SS,

With AAAR leading the pack, it might turn out to be an:

"AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....."

from an altitude of 1500 mtrs,
followed by ten simultaneous muffled:

"THUD..THUD..THUD..THUD..THUD....

Their fingers got frozen stiff in the rarefied air and couldn't pull the ripcords. Duh!

But seriously, wasn't AAAR the same dude who got caught in a police raid in Subang?

Heck, even the second jump at the South Pole went awry the last time.
They ran out of 'fair weather' time to jump and word got out that they did 'jump', only to be exposed by some disgruntled jumpers who were not chosen for the trip.

Shanghai Fish said...

Shar101,
Aarrrgghhhh,good of you to drop by, and yes we can shut our eyes and imagine these clowns dropping from the sky !Anyway why do we always have to 'ape' everything others do ?
And so this is not the first time these mats have pulled such a stunt? hmmmnn.. must have plenty of money(taxpayers!) in budget and no idea where and how to spend it eh ? Such "fair weather" friends too !I still think we should all vote for mob1900's idea ! shove them off on their bikes from the plane and leaving them there to rot.... no cannot.... there they will be preserved well in icy conditions !sheeeesh !!

Anonymous said...

I am visiting your blog for the first time because someone told me we have something in common - drinking beer. I like dudes who drink and i hate sissies who drink only sasarparila, orange juice or whatever shit. Keep on drinking brudder.

Unknown said...

They shoulkd built a really big cruiser, like the titanic, put all the rempits inside and just ram the f**king iceberg. :)

Editor said...

dear stephen,

I am with you on this.It is high time somebody did something to this menace.They are not only a hazard to you but to me as well.Why is it taking the force so long to put a stop to this game? As you said yesterday,and I agreed, we need more problems. The more the merrier.It makes the world go round faster. True?

the witch's broo said...

you realize, mr shanghaistephen that the nation is full of people who have been wrongly elevated to positions of power?
that is why we have idiots for leaders.
now, if i could whip up a special broo that can help us to rid the .......***#@!*&^

zewt said...

i call then urukhais... you know... those that are breed by the evil ones for total destruction...

once they are all well fed... they will be ready for action. i shall never forget my close encounter with them.