...and the award goes to Doraemon!

All over the civilised world

In this age and time of 4G and 5G speed of the internet, nothing escapes the curious eye and mind of the ordinary people, even if the entire world is in partial lock-down or in Movement Controlled Order (MCO) due to this dreaded Corona virus or Covid19. 

Closer to home

What's even more important then is when directives and advice come from the government of the day to the millions who are cooped up in their,( ahhhemm....) respective homes with their families 24/7 and are obediently adhering to their Orders that be precise and totally sensible without creating any undue ridicule and confusion. That we would be respecting such executive Orders as the responsible citizens we are and in turn keep safe and healthy. 

It only takes a few seconds when these said "executive" Orders are broad-casted for some mischief fellow to copy or "screen-shoot" in entirety and play it world-wide poking fun and having a good laugh at what our "learned minister" in charge has to say.

One such Order that's become news and perhaps a joke is the Minister of Women and Family Unity. It is good to not be so serious in this crazy isolation period we all are in and for some, the idea of a wife play-acting to being submissive and seducing her husband can be a turn-on too. Don't get me wrong, but I know some would really welcome this new fore-play BUT how the hell is the screechy voice of a cartoon character called Doraemon going to get things UP, given the imaginary fact that Doraemon is also a pussy?

In the home-front

I cannot bring myself to play-acting with such a ridiculous directive from a minister which also says "when working from home, Women must be "passionate" as always, dress-up neatly and wear make-up"! And to go easy on nagging your husband and instead purr like Doraemon?? (now hear Doraemon's voice on that video clip above again, please.) Do you not think this is such a sexist remark urging wives to be submissive to their husbands, no? Now maybe you know why some wives have "relationships" with their bosses too, right? Okay lah...the last part was meant to be a joke, okay! See, being in quarantine and in isolation and NOT working from home, allows the devil to occupy your bored mind. Below are also some pictures (but I must confess that the model in the posters below is certainly meant for other more "pressing chores" then what she is "play-acting" here for!) that netizens are quick to add for more "oomphh" and emphasis to what that minister had decreed! 

By the way, the government has since apologised for that directive, but that won't stop the world from having a good laugh, right?

In closing

My 2sen advice for the shotgun prime minister.....if this is the best you can scrape out from the bottom of your executive barrel, God help us all when your other ministers of the more important ministries start giving directives and orders.....you certainly do have a very shallow gene pool Mr. Muhiyuddin!   

 Wonder why that "Birkin" is for?

 Making fish curry or parpu-kari?

No washing machine meh? 

Updating profile photo on Face-book or playing Candy Crush? 

 Using a glass-cleaner as Air-freshener?

There you go folks, I'm just sharing some light moments with you and to your already bored and stressed-out lives. Jangan marah!

My over-used advice

To all Malaysians everywhere, stay safe, stay healthy and most of all STAY HOME!😎💕