Comedy Hour - 3 Abduls of Selangor !

I've been in a fit of cramping laughter reading the article from Malaysiakini by Hazlan Zakaria and my buddy Salhan K Ahmad. If this is the best UMNO can offer to "take back" Malaysia's richest state then I have to offer them my deepest condolence. 3 of UMNO's over-weight 'baggages' to re-capture Selangor !

Hahahaha.......what a joke. Between the 3 of them, that "file shredding" tempe-faced and malighai owner is Mr.Corrupt himself, and he wants to re-capture Selangor for BN ?? And with a nincompoop named Nor plus that power crazed froggie Ezam too ? They cannot even see eye-to eye with each other and they're gonna give-up or make way and promote one of the other to take charge of Selangor ?? There's nothing left in Selangor.....ask that dentist.....he's raped everything already ! Come on Mr. PM Najib, sir.....surely you can do better then this. Surely you can find better men then these 3. Or is there no one else better then these 3 in 1UMNO ! Hahahaha !

Well folks, expect and enjoy reading about the exploits of these 3 Abduls in the next few days as they spin lies after lies without explaining their own misdeeds of their "dirty" past dating back to the time of their Godfather.....Mr. Corruptus Supremo.....the MahaTun himself.

Somebody quickly tell them please, Selangor is now in very good hands and is never going back to BN. Period !!! The rakyat of Selangor are not dumb or morons anymore as these 3 think !

So for your entertainment this Tunku's Merdeka Day celebration......enjoy Selangor UMNO deputy chief Nor Omar's (or now as Abdul no. 1) exclusive interview with Malaysiakini at his office on Tuesday......hahahahaha !!!

Below are excerpts from the interview:

What is it like, being the state opposition?

Now that we are the state opposition, we find that it is easy being the opposition. It is actually very easy. We only use our tongue and saliva to talk.

And the trend is, the rakyat likes to hear the opposition speak. When we were the state government, we held talks, no one would attend. But now as an opposition, we hold talks and many would attend.

Will you take on a state seat?

I don't think about all that right now. Now, I only think about taking back Selangor, no more than that.

Who will lead the government if the BN succeeds?

If they say that Ezam should go forward, or someone else other than the three of us, or even an outside person were to come in - it is not a problem because we only want to take back Selangor. So it is no use dreaming about who is going to be MB.

If it is Khir, then it is him. As opposition leader, he too plays an important role.

The fact of the matter is we are committed to capturing Selangor. That is the mandate given to me by Najib. Khir, Ezam, both of them too have their roles to play.

Would you call the Save Selangor campaign a success?

I wouldn't call it a success. I don't want to say it was a success. I say that it is our responsibility to explain all the issues to the people.

How effective has the Save Selangor campaign been?

I do not know how effective it is or if it is not, but I understand that if it has not been effective, then why did the state executive council call the state police chief to explain why he approved the permits for the Save Selangor events.

If the campaign was not effective and did not threaten them, why would they care to ask him that?

At the same time, we see that they too are running a similar campaign. The difference is, in our campaign, hundreds came. They, too, did the same, but only managed to draw a small number.

They say we were not effective, it is all right if they say we were ineffective. I prefer them to say that we did not succeed, that Selangor Umno is weak, that Umno is asleep. I like it like that. Let them talk, but the rakyat can judge.

What about rumours that all is not well between you, Khir and Ezam?

They say that there is a rift between Khir and me. And then they say Ezam is eclipsing me because he is more popular. That is good, I like that. It is their job to say so. Let them try to pit me against Khir or against Ezam. They can do their best, it is not a problem for us.

What is important is that on the ground I, (Noh flanked by Khir and Ezam in photo) Ezam and Khir have the same purpose.

If I really have only my interest at heart, why would I invite Khir to talk in the programme? I would not have invited Ezam to speak. I would have sidelined them like what happened in PAS - Khalid Samad on one side and Hassan Ali on the other.

But look at us. We are together. Whatever we do, we do together. After the Eid (Hari Raya) celebrations, we will go on the road again. We will also invite others who are popular in Selangor.

Is Umno the only BN component campaigning in Selangor?

That's okay, in the second round we will bring others in. This is Umno's trend. We are different. Since the olden days, we rarely campaigned together. MCA will campaign among the Chinese, MIC with the Indians and Umno with the Malays.

In the next round, we will do it. We will ask MIC and MCA who they can send to aid us.

What is your strategy for re-taking Selangor?

I cannot say it out loud. But it is simple in spirit. BN will do all it can to take Selangor back. I said the same to the Federal Village Committees for Development and Safety (JKKKP) in Selangor. Everyone must play their part in re-taking the state.

Ezam has been on the ground almost every night in the Save Selangor campaign. Khir also came. I will play my part when my schedule allows. We will continue to speak and expose Pakatan's problems to the rakyat.

I want them to be prepared. We are prominent leaders from Selangor, yes, we are the young turks who will assail Selangor.

Khir, with his experience in administering the state, will expose the state government's weakness.

As a federal minister, I too will expose them in terms of their dealings with the federal government, like the water issue, the assistance to farmers and how they are blocking us from helping the people.

Ezam and his reformists will expose the lies of Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim and by PKR, because he is the founder of PKR in Selangor. He knows more about the party than the average new member.

This is coordinated assault from every angle. Khir will whip them, I will whip them, and on the issue of Anwar's lies, Ezam will come to the fore.

This is what they fear. It used to be only Khir, but now I am here and Ezam has joined the team. We will hit them from every angle. We are not afraid, if they want to debate us, we are ready for it.

Do you have any plans to counter Pakatan's economic blueprint for Selangor?

How can they rule the state? They can't even address the sand issue. They can't even administer Yayasan Selangor and Unisel. Unisel lost millions. So how can they talk about the economy? It's hogwash. Now they want to talk about an economic plan. What economy?

We will only talk about micro stuff, like sand. They do not know how to administer. All they seem to know is selling more state assets.

The sand is nearly gone, and now I heard that they may be looking to sell off assets of the Yayasan Selangor next...

It's okay, we will let them do their plan. We will wait and see. Because as the state opposition, it is easier for us to inform the rakyat (when it doesn't work). If they are so smart, let them implement it.

What happened to the shadow cabinet that was supposed to monitor the Pakatan state government?

We don't need to monitor. They are already quarrelling among themselves. They stay together only because of power. Like those who are forced into a marriage. A sham marriage, with no certificate. They are co-habitating illegally. They are living together outside the bounds of 'legal' marriage, they can't even register as a party.

But I understand that they will find it difficult to appoint a president - is it Anwar? Is it Nik Aziz? Is it Hadi Awang? Or perhaps Zaid Ibrahim?

Will you seek out PAS' help to capture Selangor?

I don't really want to comment on this. It is actually quite simple. Who loves the Malay race, who wants to see the Muslims prosper will work together with other Malays and Muslims. This is not because of Umno, but because of God's teachings.

PAS will have to re-evaluate its stand on this because we can see that the DAP is clearly anti-Islam and will fight Islam if it is in power... it will do what it can to deny Islam.

Why should the rakyat vote the BN back in?

The rakyat must know that if they want to see Selangor develop, they must make sure the state government is in tune with the federal government. We cannot have the federal government implementing development projects and the state government not cooperating.

ends...

Hahahahaha !!

Ibrahim Ali's decree to kill ?

Everytime this so-called "clean" self-proclaimed mini-mullah opens his trap, shit spews out ! Comparing the incident to Malcolm X's, who for your information my dear moron Ibrahim Ali, Malcolm Little(x) was assassinated in Manhattan's Audubon Ballroom and not in a mosque nor a church and not entirely for political reasons too . ( here )

How can the presence of a non-Muslim in a mosque be regarded as "desecrating" huh ? Doesn't Islam welcome all men and women (without discriminating gender) with open arms like all good religions do ? And in the holy month of Ramadhan too ? If such is the interpretation of the religion ( and mind you, only in Malaysia the interpretation is uniquely and politically maneuvered.) it frightens the crap of all who have a keen interest to embrace it.

So if Ibrahim Ali is not corrupted or is not a racist just as that irrelevant old ex-premier Tun is a saint and a "clean" Muslim, then we can all safely say all in BN are going to heaven and us infidels and in the Opposition are hell-bound, right ?

That is this moron's interpretation and playing the grand inquisitor of who's good and who's bad just for the sake of saying something, anything .... even if he makes a damn fool of himself as usual. And he's actually instigating murder or assassination of the Serdang MP Teo when suggesting Malcolm x in the equation for merely not conforming to Islamic dress code....in fact there was nothing indecent sans the head scarf in her dressing. And who invited her to the mosque ? By Muslims who in the eyes of this moron don't count as "clean" because they are not BN !

How shallow ! And in this holy month too. Where is the compassion ?

Ibrahim Ali's Fatwah ? I say, harsh action must be taken immediately against this prick for inciting racial and religious tensions and dishing out unwarranted decrees amongst the faithfuls and destroying Najib's 1Malaysia for his own frustrated agenda. And also do the same to the Patron of this racist movement, the Maha Firuan.

something for baldies to cheer !

Remember in October 2009 Indonesia's nationalist group Bendera was supposed to have "invaded" Malaysia, armed with bows and arrows, samurai swords and bamboo spikes? Well now this same group has hatched plan B...to catch and shave all Malaysians in Indonesia and then throw them out. Out where ?... I don't know !!! ( here ) and ( here )

Just as Bendera is Indonesian's fast growing populist cult, we have our very own Perkasa ! Civil society on both sides of the Malacca Straits must condemn both respectively ! Both have some similarities when it comes to this "nationalist" and "ketuanan" crap ! But Bendera is one up when it comes to street violence whereas our home-bred Perkasa is only good for carrying out threats to anything "non-malay" and stirring-up racial sentiments. It runs foul and in absolute contrary to Najib's 1Something !

So what do ordinary Malaysian's say about Indonesia's Bendera ? We protest to the highest powers in Indonesia and join hands as 1Malaysia to condemn this provocative and violent group and even advise our neighbours to crack down hard on these extremists, yes ? Our champions of Youths, Khairy even handed over a protest note to the Indonesian Embassy here in KL.

Syabas Malaysians, I say....we need to keep check of such ungrateful rowdies who have forgotten the hundreds if not millions of their relatives who have come over the years here and made their fortunes ( whether legally or illegally) and live vulgarly rich lives too. Some have even been "neutralised" and gone on to become Menteri Besars while others rose from the ranks of gate-keepers !

But the bottom line is, our very own Perkasa is not far from aping their Indonesian cousins and if not checked now or put on a tight and short leash or better still outlawed for good, they'd be shaving the heads of their fellow "pendatangs" soon, save those who are already bald !!

Don't say you've not been warned already, okay ?

Requiem for MIC or the death of posterity !

I've always maintained that the voice of the common people is paramount in nation building and if leaders and wannabe leaders only "listened", could change the course of a nation for the better.

Take for example this retort from a "youth leader" of a now non-existant and irrelevant party;

"Stephen, well, you're not the one making allegations. You're just a believer of unsubstantiated ones. Oh, and I don't think you hold public office."

Classic example of a failure.....someone who thinks in order to have an opinion you'd first have to hold "public office" and in the process not assuming but makes a wild allegation himself ! Typical moronic thinking......and can only be from MIC and BN ! And sure I do not hold "public office'' but I hold "public opinion" !

Sad isn't it ? And this is the path young leaders in BN today have taken just as in the foot-steps of their "Jurassic" peers ! Anyone with an opinion BUT is not on par as in status or "hold public office" must not be entertained and be dismissed as unqualified and irrelevant. And this is the type of thinking that has steered the now irrelevant MIC on the road to doom and will continue to implode if they perceive opinions are only to be disseminated by those holding "public office" and not the ordinary man in the street. Absolutely arrogant and in denial mode and without damage control !

How quickly they forget March 8 2008 ! We the rakyat will again have to remind them in the 13th. GE once and for all because they have failed us and forgot !!

ahh....Malaysia's version of a level playing field !!

Hahaha ! We are surely champs always.....This is how UMNO's Malaysia is, at every level of the government and this is also what Malaysia is demanding the field is to be, for the next World Cup !!

*thank you Phil, for this pic.

eruptions and erections....

It was early in the morning when I was driving along Old Klang Road towards Petaling Jaya in a relatively slow pace, flowing with the traffic-jam......you know..... the idle mind of wicked thoughts that fleetingly makes you focus on nothing in particular ...... when all of a sudden.....my eye caught something stenciled on the walls of the viaduct columns in a distance.......yikesss, I fumbled for my trusted Nikon in my knapsack because there on the wall, screamed my fantasy, my favourite vice ( arrgghh....shucks....I'm allowed one vice, right ?)
I'm a sucker for massages and I'd give an arm and a leg for a massage...literally and I have had an awful lot of massages in my time, Thai massage, Balinese massage, foot massage, oil massage, powder massage, blind massage and a host of un-named massages from any reluctant niece or nephew who is not old enough to protest or argue.......and my body suddenly gets "achy all over" when I meet them.......like you know where I sit on the floor or lay on the couch or anywhere and practically bully them into massaging my head or shoulder or arm but what I now saw before me was like totally "alien" even to me ! Never heard of this "explosive" massage ! And with cell-phone numbers to call too ! Goodie !
okay.....okay....seriously now....these messages/massages are sure sounding "dicey", right ? So it must be shady business, right again ? And vandalising or paintings on the wall is again a big no...no, unless these type of graffiti is "in" and is okay with our boys-in-blue. We have first a free and illegal advertisement painted/stenciled on public property( the viaduct column where it should always say "stick no bills") and promoting surely nothing more then "fully clothed" masseuses pouring sticky and juicy "lava" over a tired body (read like mine ! ) Hey....I'm letting my imagination run.....so come run with me... boy...what have I been missing for so long, huh ?
All this exotic offerings is "happening" on the fringes of Kuala Lumpur and Petaling Jaya and quite close to a large police station too at the Puchong-PJ-KL inter-section ! Wow...great balls of fire, if 1Stop for 1Malaysia is not good enough.......here's your 2Stop Massage !
What should the authorities do now ? Call the listed numbers, morons, no ? Next put a "sting" and go for the "top dog" and not those young kids who're paid a dollar fifty to stick those ads. on public property, in this "bet my last dollar" illegal massage ring. Arrest "Slimshady" and as punishment, give him a pail of white-wash and a brush and make him paint over the advertisements from column to column all along the 3laned road that leads to Krakatoa.

But all this must be done in full view of the public and the media and in a rush hour time of day. Then it will be a lesson for all who de-face our road signages and other pill boxes and like these viaducts too. Can meh ???
That's the day hell will freeze over, folks !

Because......you'd get a cardiac arrest if you knew how big this lucrative and illegal operation's territory is and who's name will be dragged in the net when that can of worms is tipped.....hehehe.....it could be anyone from the protected specie to the privileged ones to some heavy-weights to that "nice gentleman" from your neighbourhood.

In other words......everyone is scratching someone's back and are fully protected from prosecution and, if not the law, is above the law !
In short.....it stinks !

Big-brother is watching you, boy !

Can you read this article ( here ) and if you care to, you'd ask why only these slow paced and almost dead after 7pm cities should benefit when the rest of the country is rocking and rolling with all kinds of crime and criminals. Why not Taiping ? Or Georgetown even ? Or perhaps even Johore Baru, you'd ask, yes ?

I laud the actions of the government for keeping the streets of Putrajaya safe for tax-paying citizens to walk about without fear of being mugged or bags snatched. Yes, kudos to TM for implementing the system and to Putrajaya Holdings to finance the CCTV cameras. But an emergency call can be answered swiftly in a sleepy hollow like Putrajaya, sure, as the traffic is low and the roads are wide and at times almost deserted, yes ?

Putting CCTV cameras at strategic points and at traffic light junctions are what many of us, bloggers have suggested many many times before and for a long time. And in a congested city like Kuala Lumpur is where the "mat rempits" have a gala time terrorising the helpless, knowing very well how "help" will be stuck in traffic jams before they can actually get to the scene of the crime while these "scums" might even happily have returned home with their loot to a dead places like Putrajaya or Cyberjaya, right ?

It was also suggested the entire city side-walks be absolutely out of bounds for motor-bikes and iron-railings be placed between the side-walk and the road shoulder like in Hong Kong, but do they care or listen? Of course not. Why should they ? And why isn't City Hall paying for and installing CCTV cameras or "the all-seeing eye" at those above suggested places instead of wasting money on maintaining horses and mounted enforcers ? Maybe to play cowboys and Indians, huh ?

Maybe next Nilai Memorial Park will be the 3rd. "safe-city" !
As for the picture above go here and read all about another type of "low-life" malady faced daily by our daughters and women-folk in big cities.

earth calling Wee....come in please...over....I repeat.....

"No" to death penalty for child rapists calls Wee ? Of course I agree with our "humane" MP for Wangsa Maju....No....no !....child rapist should not be given the death penalty BECAUSE it is too quick and I have perfected a hundred different ways to torture these mother-fcukers in the most vile and merciless manner before they die slowly.....everyday...25 hours a day, reliving the pain and begging to stop ! ( here )

Just where has Wee been all this while huh ? In lalaland ? I don't agree with Karpal but I am more shocked by Wee's soft approach to such a serious and disgraceful and perverted act. Maybe our honourable MP Wee should go and explain to the parents of that little girl who was raped in the bus ? Wee would be helping to counsel that kid and her parents, perhaps ? Do you know how many rapes occur everyday ? And other crimes like snatch thefts and junkies, too ? Call the police, huh ?

Not until it happens to one near and dear to you, you'd never know how sweet vengeance tastes....but we are a civilised society so we won't go to that extreme or wait for that to happen ! Then again what are our hopelessly corrupted "guardians-in-blue" good for ? Nothing !

Our screwed-up society cannot be educated whilst Wee collects data for studies on the reasons why one becomes a rapist....and while this piece of shit serves his long jail sentence, we feed and clothe him with our tax-payer ringgits, yes ? Get real please, Mr. MP for Wangsa Maju. You know how our police and the entire government machinery works or rather.....don't work, don't you ?

And to add his 2 sens, former MB Toyo is worried what the world thinks of us ! Hello Mr. ex-MB.......the world is reeling in laughter at us for a long time already lah...we are the new world JOKE !

Everything from the Allah issue to the peaceful ISA candle-light vigil stormings by our "boys-in-blue" to our Parliament is a joke lah...but I can understand you for not knowing about that, cos since you were laid-off, you've been too busy labelling the hundreds of light-switches in your huge "malegai", right ? Or is it, busy "tempe-ing" to look like a fairy with star-dust ?

But it looks like I won't have my way with these rapists, so I'd suggest slicing of that "offending prick" to a tiny stub and soak in vinegar for the rest of his pissful life and have his "balls smashed to a pulp".

I'm sorry folks for that crude lingo......cos I get naturally very upset when anyone comes in defence of rapist and snatch thieves. And them we have a stock-pile already in this here country of ours.

Goodnight !

50th. Anniversary of the ISA (1-8-2010)

Again it was the people who won the hearts of many. Some came alone, others in pairs or with their families and saw no crime in lighting 1candle to the dark ages of the ISA. They came to commemorate 50 years of a hideous law that's placed in the hands of a select few to do as they please.
But these people of peace came to demand that primitive law of the ISA be abolished. They did not fear or resist arrest for being there. Theirs was a show of defiance against the corrupt power-that-be and to show their displeasure of a draconian law used loosely to shut-off dissent.

And their only "crime" is for being vocal about a primitive law, modern men have done away with. A law that should have been repealed the day we were given independence from our colonial masters. A law this corrupt government has used a hundred times over and to their advantage, to silence "truth" and implant "fear" in the hearts and minds of those who witness !

....and these are the few of the many that defied the brute force of this government by lighting 1candle....but they were warned and very roughly pushed back from the "padang" to AmCorp Mall in PJ by maybe a hundred more in number of men with batons and shields and fully armed and loaded guns against the 1candle bearing tax-paying vigillers. And they continued to sing the "NegaraKu" while being shoved rudely. (note the time embedded on each picture )

....and then the arrests begins......selective "eagle-eyed" observance of an individual.....then they zoom-in and grab that victim, not politely but like thugs or hyenas going in for the kill....

....here as usual, Bernard taunting a luminous-vested-SB while his superior (right) watches menacingly......POLICE STATE RULES ?

.....and Bernard had to be literally dragged away before they targeted him.....

....another friend, Lee being arrested and with head held high proudly, gave me parting instructions.(click on picture to see the nasty gnash on his fore-head)....obvious signs of police "mis-man-handling" of innocent victims !

.....another still being dragged away to the delight/disgust of photographers having so many subjects to "shoot" away for the day....

.....whoooaa...the "mighty-boys-in-blue" regrouping before another wave of arrests......

...as seen from inside the Mall.....you should have seen the condemning look tourists around the area gave our police. They were shocked to know we had such a brutal and violent police force on unarmed citizens. Someone remarked in passing...."welcome to Zimbabwe".....and they walked on...shaking their heads in disbelieve when told the "crime" reason of the arrests....holding candles !

Haris was not an observer from the Bar Council, yes ? But where were all the PR men of Selangor ?? Negotiating ? No.....I did not see any of the elected from Selangor ! Maybe they thought being at the police station was a "safer" choice ?

I think that's Michelle Kumar (side-profile on the right), and other observers from the Bar Council watching the protesters who were forced into the deeper end of the Mall, and which did not stop the cops from entering and arresting a few more.....

....photographers filing out of the barricade.....

.....and the second round of defiance begins......can you believe it ?..... only in Malaysia a lit candle is considered a dangerous weapon. It's okay to hold an unlit candle, but the minute you light up.....swooosh.....they come down on you like a pack of retarded- jerkers, blow the fire off the candle and you're man-handled roughly and handcuffed before dragging you away, like an arsonist who was about to burn the PM's residence ! Maybe candles too will be a "controlled" item and a permit will be required to sell them, soon ! So watch all those birthday cakes without candles from now on !

...."he's da main mann behind the blitzzzzsss".....but as Bernard remarked later......t'was nice of him to bring along his entire troop to be with the vigillers in "solidarity" !

....herded like cattle into the black maria.....but you must have heard the joyous "inmates" within, singing the national anthem loudly amid chants in unison of repeated "police ganas" and "undur BN" and "undur ISA"...

....and then it was "stand-down" for these boys-in-blue.

Nothing much has changed since we used to meet every Sunday night for the candle-light vigils from late 2008 to early 2009 ( here ). Guess even after 1 year, this BN government has never done any damage-control.....it's business as usual !

Last heard later that night that there were 28 arrests while hundreds gathered with candle in hand in front of the PJ Police station where water canons and more "mighty" men-in-blue stood guard barring all from entering the premises, save their lawyers.

These demonstrations have always fascinated me. How can such peaceful gatherings in the true spirit of unity where all races come together, singing songs, clapping and laughing, be a threat to National Security ?
Maybe the BN government wants us all to be like those Talibans.....where you are banned from cheering or clapping even at a football game, but chants of "Allahu Akbar" is okay but with solemn expressions ?? Really shows how shaky and insecured the BN government of today is, right ?

1Malaysia ???
Sheeeeeesh !!!

of 1vultures and 1hyenas !

This can only happen in PR.....that's why every time the septic tank emits a foul smell .....you "desluge" it and the more often this practise is strictly adhered to, the cleaner and healthier the environment gets and the happier the rakyat be. There should be, under no circumstances, an accumulation of "shit" !

But you never heard this happening in BN, did you, right ?......not in over 50 years !..... "you scratch my arse and I'll scratch yours....shit and all !" That was the cardinal rule amongst the "adik- beradik in the BN family", yes ? ( here's why ?)

For over 5 decades, BN politicians have so assumed that we, the tax-paying citizenry are but cattles. With this assumption they also think we the rakyat are a bunch of peoples with a herd mentality and that "semuanya should be okay.....the BN way "! And they did just that as they governed us with their utter pompous arrogance and ignorance to pacify our everyday frustrations while they happily continued to "rape and plunder" while enriching themselves and their parasitic cronies surrounding them....still to them, everything was thought as "semuanya okay lah" !....They thought only they knew what was good for the goose.....read you and me ! Wrong !....think again !( here )

So why did it take this man so long to figure this out and now daringly come out to say it ! Better late then never, you might want to say......but we the ordinary everyday people from all walks of life and as Malaysians, have know this for far too long, but unlike him, we being simple and "suckers to buggerers", were too timid plus the "fear-factor" to voice out, but instead, bottled it all up inside us in disgusted frustration....sometimes only whispering into the ears of known and close compadres' guardedly, lest some under-cover cop eaves-drops your bickerings and "haul" you up, yes ?

But all that has changed ! Changed with the last GE of 8th. March 2008 ! Today we can speak out or even shout out loud ! Today PR politicians are no more "shielded" or can expect "immunity" or mercy. If politicians screw around with the rakyat, they get screwed and get screwed faster and demanded of a resignation or even brought to court...... and that's the change we demanded of our PR government when the first 5 states fell to better governance by the voters (but alas, my state, Perak, was "usurped" by cunning monetary means !) and that's what we want to see as tax-paying citizens ! And we will continue to this "change" come the next GE !

No one is a "protected" specie in PR. Transparency, sincerity and accountability must be held with the highest honour and certainly with pride.

And a final word of consolation..... to all PR politicians and wannabes,......if you want "protection" and "cover-ups"......go join the BN family !
There it is "1apapun boleh" !
Cheers !

seriously.....I'm lost for words !

While the nation is still reeling in utter disgust of the horrified news of a child who was raped in full view of other kids in a school bus and in broad daylight too, by a mathar-fcuking piece of shit ( here) who doubles as a bus-driver, elsewhere a "wayang" is played out for us to actually think Tun Ling is going to be brought to book on 2 counts of cheating in the other "rape" of the PKFZ scandal. (here )

Is Tun Ling Liong Sek a "fall guy" for the other Tuns ? Surely one other Tun and ex-premier must be getting real scared and nervous now......for still bitching of pet projects shelved or grounded by his "miscalculated" and "mistake" of a successor and his son-in-law, yes ? That is another story for another day.

But seriously, do you actually think justice is going to see the light of day in OUR courts ? You must be kidding ! This is all a diversion. Trust me. I am a reliable source. Even you are ! Drama for the kampung folks to be kept busy at their "teh-tarik warongs", a diversion away from that DPP being "bonked" by that guy who never took a crap for 3 days, "arseman" Saifool issue.
We are the only country which named the High Court as "Palace"......why ? A right royal scam of justice is more appropiate ! And lets not start about our corrupt police force.

And to think that other hopeful Tun-in-waiting Samy won't need a Tunship now....if he's not getting any immunity from our courts. Why do you think he's hanging on to his presidency of a dummy party for so long ?..... Samy's not "plugged all the holes" fool-proof yet unlike the ex-premier and Maha Tun who'd like to think, has ! Samy also knows if he leaves now the entire country will swoop down on him and his family like vultures and hyenas to tear apart what little respect he's got left. And so does the ex-premier Tun too......it's called strategy "adik-beradik mah" !

Oh....the corruption that's reeking through the very crust of this BN government that's been covering each other's arse for so so loooong ! There's an old Roman saying ....corruption starts with the guard at the walls of Rome and goes all the way up to the Ceasar...hmmmm ! Then there's the other level of Napoleons below this Emperors.....like Toyo and Taibs and Chuas and Myrandies.

Or as one lovely lady friend from Sabah countered..."the FD has matured.....time to withdraw !"

Okay.....now get back to reality and think of how many ways you'd like to torture that low-life scum who robbed a little child's future forever.....sigh !

"thank you papa Taib "

Meet Ottawa's golden couple.....and salivate while they splash YOUR money like it was their own......and "Thanks to you" papa Taib ! ( read all about it, here )

Can we freeze or confiscate all of Taib's family investments the world over and return them to the rightful owners.... indigenous peoples of Sarawak ? Surely anyone can tell you how much a Chief Minister earns a month, no ? Is everyone in this country so blind to this man and his family's extraordinary and lavish investments ?

Do you think MACC's got the balls to do it ? Does the PM pretends not to know about these million dollar investments ? Or is everyone else minding their own businesses because they too have similar investments they cannot account for ? This is a blatant rape of Sarawak ! Or is there nothing anyone can do ? Are these all just lies that are written in the Sarawak Report ?....or as Taib recently said...... "then the Bumi remain poor and in difficulty....in this way they can be relied upon to stay humble and continue to vote for BN"......oh... the arrogance of this man !

Can a daring native take a class action suit against this plunderer of natives rights and resources still hailed as the Chief Minister of Sarawak, Abdul Taib Mahmud. I'm sure an awful lot of fellow natives would feel the same and come out in support, yes ? Or do we ( yes.... read you and me too ) all just sit on our arses and bitch about it till kingdom come ?

Yes.....that will certainly be the easier way, right ?........so where are the religious teachers who wasted precious time talking of "devils" and "t's" and "crosses" instead of condemning these corrupt sinners and showing them the right path to heaven ?
Turning the other way, of course.....bloody hypocrites all of them !

1Malaysia ?? ....joke la !

1Malaysia ??....Happy birthday Mr. 1Prime Minister !

And here's another 1Malaysia birthday wish, Mr. 1Prime Minister. Many happy returns on turning 57 ! (read the happy news here )
Cheers !

* click on image for larger view.

stupid is as stupid was !

The Star
Monday July 19, 2010

KOSMO! carried a report about Muslims who wittingly or unwittingly wear football jerseys which display images of crosses, liquor brands and devils.

Ya...big deal of course ! There are millions and millions in branding spent and what would these morons know about economics ?

Johor Religious Council adviser Datuk Nooh Gadot said wearing such jerseys were forbidden in Islam.

Should we all wear what this moron wears on his head ? Looking more Arabic then the Arabs themselves ! Surely his kids at sometime or if studying overseas would be ashamed of him, yes ? Cos they'd be in their Levis jeans and drinking coke in Starbucks and speaking with a twang, right ?

“It is as if Muslims are worshipping and exalting the symbols of other religions. Islam does not compromise on this matter, regardless of whether it is worn for fun, fashion or sport,” he said.

And while we're on this subject, this moron is translating the Holy book to his own personal whims and fancy. He is in dire need for attention....any kind, just to be in the news. So next he's going to suggest to the Education Ministry to change all the + (plus) sign in all school arithmetic books to a replaced with a crescent, ya ? Then we become truly champions of Islam.No more plus sighs....everything is either minus or over the moon ! Wooohooo !

Perak Mufti Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria agreed with Nooh and said although Islam did not forbid its followers from participating in sports or dressing up, it has to be done within the boundaries of Islamic law.

Then here comes another entertainer whose worse then this clown and giving his two sens and getting his shot to fame by opening and adding more crap, that he actually thinks he's sounding intelligent. Why must everything be associated to religion ? Politics and religion is good...it's just the "players" who are giving it a bad name. Let sports be sports. Remember the first sports were held in Athens, bozos....not Arabia. And even if it was in Arabia....what have these "crosses and devils" got to do with multi-national 1Malaysia ? Are we actually paying these fellows with tax-payers' money ? Damn !

Among the football teams whose crests carry images of the cross are Brazil, Portugal, Serbia, Barcelona and Norway, while Manchester United carries the “Red Devil” slogan on its team crest.

So now we cannot display these flags (minus Barcelona and MU ) in our country anymore, huh ? Do we have embassies and consulates there ? Close them all down and bring our boys back. Who needs to associate with crosses, anyway ? And to all my Muslims friends, pay attention here...now according to these morons, their next decree will be, to those who carry/have US dollars....must burn them to ashes .....cos it's written "In God We Trust" and no mention of the word "Allah" on their dollar bills. Can meh ?

Seriously....where DO these idiots come from ? We are certainly the most stupid nation on the face of this earth.....IF we allow a few idiotic "retards" like these to rule our lives ! And the whole world knows about these jokers now already !

Damn their logic ! Simply cannot understand the way their "little heads" work !

Sheeeeesh......so shy la !

and now the other "sotong" speakth !

What bullshit is this stupid government trying to crap on us ? A price hike is a price hike....a big pinch for some , for others a nightmare.....when you have only this much to feed the kids ! I am hopping mad now!

Striped and in 3-piece suited "decision-makers" up there in the ivory tower including the PM, would never known the price of fish or vegetable ( cos the ma'am sends the gardener and with the driver too to buy groceries and sundries) can say any shit to justify the hike but the bottom line my dear PM Najib, has screwed the rakyat once again ! Words like "up-ward price adjustment" and "subsidy rationalisation" just won't gel with the man in the street la dumbo ! ( here ) A nation cannot boasts of having "economic growth" when the citizenry is starving, man ! I just hope the PM has got the guts to call for the GE anytime now ! We the rakyat will teach him a costly lesson !

In plain language the price of essential goods have gone through the roof and all the government mutts and media mouth-piece can parrot after the PM is ( or is it the "first lady" who's in charge and also on a sugarless diet to stay in shape ?) comparing us against 3rd. world countries like Thailand, Philippines and Indonesia to justify their rash actions ! Damn.....try Singapore for starters morons !

With the way this damn government is diverting our attention on a daily basis by whacking on the Selangor state government over and over on the sand mining issue instead of bringing that tempe' faced rogue dentist and "ex-MB" Toyol for his dirty and corrupt dealings and all other shitty malpractices in this country to book ( this list is so long , I had to borrowed from zorro's posting here ) ....... sand is what we poor folks would have to soon eat, that is...... if it is not illegal !

Fatimah Palaney Bt. Abdullah, age 55

This is Fatimah Palaney Bt. Abdullah 55, and if you've been around the Lucky Gardens area in Bangsar, I'm sure you would have seen this midget-sized and physically challenged but determined little lady zooming silently in her electrically charged, battery operated wheelchair donated by some good Samaritans who pooled their resources together with what little Fatimah had saved, and helped purchase this "motorised" wheel-chair about 2 years ago. For that kind gesture she's still very grateful to all those who chipped-in.
Today she's not asking for hand-outs, as she's has a decent but meager income selling tissues, pens and even "nasi lemak" to supplement her livelihood. The Welfare Department does not give her any financial aid even though she's applied and approached them several times. Neither has her Assemblywoman ! I repeat.....neither has her Assemblywoman !
Pusat Zakat pays for her RM400 -a- month rented room in Jalan Cenderai. And that's the ONLY help she gets.

Today she's short of RM1,300. She needs this money to safe-guard herself daily from the many "near misses" she's escaped from reckless motorists who hardly notice her little self crouching in her noiseless wheelchair whizzing by. She needs to add a new battery with 2 front and rear lights, a rear-view mirror and a collapsible tray for her to place her wares of trade and an extra basket behind the seat for the spare battery and charging cables. She can even give you the break-down of how much each item costs. Go ask her yourself.

Contact Fatimah directly on her cell phone @ no: 013-2254 574 and talk to her. You don't have to sail a thousand miles to save the world. Save your fellow Malaysians first and when you've done enough here.... (which incidentally never ends.... !).... give yourself a pat on the back for doing your share of "humanitarian" work right here in your own backyard. You are the hero ! Contact her H/p no: 013-2254 574......she's praying and hoping someone call and help her !

Godbless !

and the sotong has spoken......

One commenter wrote:

Anonymous 7/13/2010 12:12:00 AM
Can we get the Sotong to pick the winner of the next election. I say! no need lah. It is a forgone conclusion.

I guess this answers your question, yes ? Hahahahaha !

come on lah Samy......just go lah !

Finally someone is making some sense in the now irrelevant MIC ! Obviously a little too late, but nevertheless, now is as good as any if not better to demand for such proposals or the whole of Najib's "1Malaysia this and 1Malaysia that" crap will fall flat on his face when the so called "partners" of the coalition feel as always.....like outcasts ! Read here !

And to think this dinosaur ( pictured above) who for 32 god-forsaken years had been sucking-up to his political masters from the time of the other now irrelevant ex-premier and had no balls to demand this simple benefit for the community he brags to have led. ( here )

This proposal by N. Thevar of MIC Teluk Intan and seconded by one fellow Taipingite, S.K. Devamany of Najib's department seems timely and long overdue. And I believe this former student from the school across the drain and then known as a "red tiger" ( that's an old slang for Edwardians and us, Georgians were known as "green dragons"....but I doubt to-days kids will even remember or associate with those terms....hahaha !) can lead with a better agenda for his community then most others within MIC can, yes ?

Because he's from Taiping and as I've met and spoken with him personally once at the NPC, I'll go a little easy on him ! And I won't forget he's associated with a corrupt and abusive coalition that needs to be surely replaced come the next GE ! So that's the only saving grace and a plus sign for this chappie ! And he better not screw up in his quest to lead an "empty stable" as you can see, of marginalised Malaysians of remote Indian origins or I'll strike him like a thunder-bolt in a place where the sun don't shine !

Have a good week-end and don't forget to catch the very last game cos it'll be another 4 years....before you get to see the World Cup again ! Cheers !

"In Paul the Sotong We Trust !"

Yes, today more people around the world, are willing to trust Paul the octopus anytime to lay a wager then to any of the bullshit one hears from the mouths of our politicians and the police.

What's with our PM, the IGP and the Home Ministry these days, huh ? Have they all got so much baggage and skeletons in their respective closets that they have to make such threatening remarks of arrest if Altantuya, C4 or Scorpean subs are mentioned in private and personal blogs ? What is there to fear if one walks in the path of righteousness and with only God to fear or of their own shadows ?

Chegu Bard whom I had the pleasure of meeting once before March 8th 2008 was arrested last night for having assumingly writing about the royalty in his blog last month( here ). Can't a man pen an opinion ? Why must everything be taken as negative criticism and not as a constructive suggestion ? After all if one feels there is something wrong with the system or a certain "individual" can't one even express one's displeasure in writing ?

Remember we are but mere mortals, royals included, in this world and we are not in control of human weaknesses, just like that man sitting beside you right now, so how can anyone be better or worse off then you for having a "right" to an opinion ? Just goes to show how shallow and corrupted our "freedom of expression" is, when nobody is brought to book for the pile of rubbish and hate a certain Malay daily, enjoys, yes ? ( here )
Sheeesh !

what "moral" obligation, sir ?

It amuses me to read the last para of this story ( here ) in the Star today, and got me obviously curious.

...............He said the Government was still clueless as to how Raja Petra was able to sneak out the country with his international passport compounded, while there was no Immigration record of him exiting the country.

And yes, we have also heard of a "non-existing" Mongolian model who came into this country and was blown to smithereens by C4 and NOBODY has any entry records either ? So why must we be scratching our heads in wonder how RPK left this country ? So what's the beef here, Sir ?
Mr. Home Minister at every level of government authority, corruption rules.....go figure !

And as to your nagging question of "who's funding Pete" will you also get cracking on "who's funding that PI Bala" and you already also know that his counsel has given an official statement, can you do your "moral obligation" to us, Sir ? ( here )