All hail the king of mutts... (mats)

So we have the infamous "first son-in-law" Khairy Jamaluddin, heading the UMNO Youths of the country. A very powerful position indeed, and surely earmarked for greater heights !

Now this young man has been branded a corrupt 'up-start', an 'arrogant Oxfart', a self proclaimed king/champion of the scum-bags of the nation aka 'mat rempit' amongst other more derogative nick-names.

Recently found guilty of money-politics and immediately let-off with a "mere tap on the wrist" warning and have been politically written-off as one who single-handedly dragging down UMNO's corruption index to the pits, claims he fought "against all odds after being written-off many times" to be head-honcho and the nightmare of UMNO Youth !

Impressive, if I may say so of one so educated, young, arrogant , reckless and rich. Remember Khairy, "pride goes before fall ".

Now can he shed the baggage of parasites he's so accustomed hanging around with ? I'm talking about the shit-heads called "Mat Rempits" and their lowly life-form scavenging and criminal tendencies ? Can he ? If he wants to make a mark...I say he should confiscate all their helmets...wait a minute....they DON'T wear helmets ! So I say confiscate their "kap-chais" and send them to jail en-bloc, every time they move around in packs of 2 or more ! Can he do that ??

And then there is the prime-minister-in-waiting's sole discretion to accepted this "flag-burning" renegade in his team ? Will Najib include this "up-start" who's still wet behind the ears and has always been a thorn, in his cabinet ? Was there a deal made here ?

And to all the other more popular and more powerful "proxy" aspirants in this race who were actually eyeing this position solely to safeguard their prestigious family interest and "skeletons-in- the-closet" from the hyenas and the vultures waiting in the shadows to make their move, I say "you have over-estimated your importance". At least by standards set by "cash-rich" UMNO !

A gentleman Muhkriz was (and my favorite too), in graciously accepting his defeat and encouraging all to close ranks with the newly-elect, but I cannot say the same for the protesting scandal-ridden "botoxman' who is in the middle of yet another scam at the time of this posting.

Things are getting hot here in UMNO and tonight will we see more upsets or sparks fly ?

And all this while the Opposition is strategising, calculating, planning and waiting gleefully with bated breath, for the out-come of this UMNO elections before they go for the KILL come April 7th. 2009 because they already know MIC and MCA have become "irrelevant and a non-entity" and UMNO is an orphan who rides alone in the BN coalition, come these tri-by-elections !

Remember you heard it here first ! Cheers !
**pic above of "The Monkey King" in Chinese mythology