damnit...I'm marching ! (Updated@4pm)

UPDATES @ 4pm (same day): Maju Junction- Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman-26-2-2012

....the crowd very quickly started swelling after I arrived and sneaked onto this over-head pedestrian bridge (which incidentally was "out-of bounds" and undergoing repair work) to get a good view of the numbers

....so for "statistics" argument sake I present to you the crowd build-up at 10:09 am

...and earlier on I countered Haris giving one of the many interviews today. Busy man, this wild man of politics.

...while a section of the crowd listened attentively to a poem recited with much passion and "drama" by a well known activist. No prizes for guessing who or what the poem was about !

...another section of the angry but disciplined protesters while Haris was alternating as "crowd control orderly"

our boys-in-blue, looked rather bored today but I must say they were really doing their job by being on stand-by, giving the tax-paying rakyat their constitutional right to peacefully assemble and demand for changes from a corrupt government who has no idea whatsoever on the dangers of "nuclear power or rare earth power plant melt-downs"...

...see anyone familiar here apart from Duke the "Whisperer" ?

....or here ? hmmm.....saw Danny "DelCarpo" posing like an arsonist ready to light up with his ciggy.....and in the back-ground a group of youngsters staged a "worst-case-scenario" by sending a clear message to all. If this "acting" does not help, God help Malaysia !

....this is the "anak bangsa" of Malaysians who today are so in touch with all the politics and corruption taking place in this country. The "old government" or the BN regime is loosing it's grip as these well educated youngsters who are absolutely internet savvy take to the streets with so much love for their country that they will not shy away or sit-on-their-asses at home, doing nothing when their own government tries to screw it's citizens. Building a rare earth plant or dumping toxic elements in our environment is a no-no by anyone least of all by an Australian company who is outlawed in their own country. Think Malaysians are suckers ? Think again.

.....again the "worst case scenario" close-up.....Malaysian choose life and health over money....

....and the masked "comedienne"....with his trade-mark smirk ! Is he an under-cover agent ? Hmmm..must check with our SB Loy or Shar "101" for verification....

....my favorite protester today with the best "message" and showing half a peace sign. Says it all like "in your face" Lynas...

...and peddling protesters too ride with a message...

or again another lesson to learn....on nuclear science. Capish ?

and last but definitely not the least, the future of our grand country.....todays kids mostly aged 8 and above. There's Eason, Charlene, Ryan, Tammy, Joey and Jaymee (L to R order).
This one's for you all kiddos !

Cheers all you wonderful folks for being there at Maju Junction Kuala Lumpur today and sharing in solidarity with our fellow Kuantanites and elsewhere where this protest is all day today, in opposing this evil scheme by the BN government for allowing an outlawed rare earth company like Lynas to build it processing plant here in our country.
And thank you folks too for sending a clear message to our numero uno PM Najib and his counter-part in Australia that we the tax-paying citizens of Malaysia will never allow anyone to use our fair country to be used as a dump-site for their nuclear waste for any amount of money.

We Malaysians, value our lives and our health and the future of our generations to come. So Lynas get out of Malaysia !

p.s. click on pic for larger view

Ends.

I would rather be in Kuantan right now, but Maju Junction is just as good !
So here I go a marching !

Arab stink.

We write the names of our city streets in their language for their convenience and even built an Arab square with arches and all for them to gather in the heart of the city and we treat them like they are all millionaires.

We treat them with utmost respect because they are visitors to our fair country. We wish they take back pleasant memories of their stay in our beautiful Malaysia and that they will in turn tell their friends and visit us again and again. Their US dollar is a boost for our country's economy and their tourist dollars help put food on many tables. Many in the hospitality industry depend on their generosity to make a comfortable life for themselves and their families.

But we don't deserve this kind of shit for all the money in the world nor their bloody presence here. This vermin brought his Middle-ages thinking to our country. He took upon himself to be the high-priest of morals and assaulted our citizens with his barbaric act like they were his slaves. This "talibanised" Arab who'd not hesitate to hump a camel given half a chance, was also thinking he'd impose his medieval religious views on our citizens. We will not stand such social hypocrisy from this bloody low-life Arab. Read the rest of the story here .

What have our police done so far ? Have they made any arrests ? What about the foreign ministry ? I hear there was a recording of the attack , yes ? He has beaten 2 of our women folk and has fled the scene, without paying his hotel bills and maybe even fled the country. Are we going to sit by and allow this bullying women-battering moron get away ? Are we going to let strange narrow-minded foreigners to slap our citizens around and get away with it ? Let's hope justice is served for our people.

Nobody treats us Malaysians like shit.....especially foreigners who have been pampered and treated with warmth, respect and friendliness. We don't fcuking well need your money.
Capish ?


** p.s. Col. Henry, thanks for the leg-up !

UKRC-Toyo's nightmare begins...

Have you ever been to the Ulu Klang Recreation Club ? Played football in their well groomed and maintained field or attended a social event at any of the club's function rooms ? I have been there a few times. A truly united and multi-racial Malaysians from this neighborhood mingle freely with one and all, and goes beyond all of the current bullshit slogans like 1this or 1that crap since the Muhibah days of old !

Membership is by being a resident in the vicinity and being approved by a committee. A committee that has the community in the Ulu Klang area at heart and are all volunteers. No politics or power in being a committee member here. A Recreation Club sitting on prime land, run by volunteer residents and with no ownership claim by any individual and given to the residents by the then District Officer way back in 1954 !

Until one former Chief Minister decided to "gazette" the club's ownership ( this club was built on state land with a dollar-to-dollar match between the residents and the then 19954 government) and appointed the Local Council to over-see on behalf of the state. He was none other then that weasel and corrupt Javanese dentist turned Chief Minister.

Residents appointed president Andrew Gopal has been madly passionate about the legal status of the club ever since the club was gazetted by that Khir Toyo government and Andrew has held the helm steadily seeking ways to legitimise the status of this club as a "residents" club without interference from the state. Numerous trips and fro the various government departments the residents and Andrew went trying to "de-gazette" the status of the clubs fate. One paper stood by the club, tirelessly reporting all that went on. Yes the Malay Mail has always been championing for justice for UKRC. It has been far too long that the status of this club has been in limbo since the gazette ! Andrew has official documents endorsed in government ledgers to prove that the club was indeed entrusted to the residents of the area by a District Officer back in 1954 and yet no signs of confirmation from the new PKR government that had promised justice for UKRC before the 2008 tsunami !

Andrew tells me that he and the residents attended a "hearing" before some honorable select committee to hear of the "de-gazetting" of the status of the clubhouse and field recently but with a peculiar condition that they are NOT to be assisted by solicitors.(click on image below for larger view ) Will this committee present it's findings to the now PR Chief Minister Khalid of Selangor for his verdict in giving UKRC back to the residents of UK ? For sure that former "tempe" Toyo tried hard to finger the ownership of the prime land, no ? And with a few MCA "vultures" waiting in the sidelines with personal agendas of monetary gains too, yes ?

But for Khalid and all PR, the ball surely is in your court now. Stories of too many 2008 election promises have not been delivered seem to leap out of the closet and if the verdict from MB Khalid's office is not in favour of the residents of Ulu Klang area, the residents will have their day the next time they stroll near a ballot-box !

So listen up all you PR in Selangor, fcuk this up for the residents of UK and PR is fcuked in UK come the GE13 !

**go here for past UKRC news written by my dear Yushaimi Yahaya of the MalayMail.

apologies......

I wish to confess that my posting on Jan 30th. shanghai fish: Ibrahim Ali's "after-life" ang pow along with all the comments from you readers was accidentally deleted due to an acute lack of computer "transfer" knowledge from a lap-top to an ipad.
Sorry folks.

Pot calling the kettle black

If DAP should distance itself from the "religious" PAS then MCA must be suckers for sleeping with the ultra-racist and corrupt UMNO ! Unless MCA themselves are equally as shitty as their "masters". ( Hey. ....what am I saying...of course they are ! ) How dare these UMNO lapdogs challenge DAP ? Don't they know that MCA is a race-based racist party ? Or MIC for that matter ? All parties in BN are racist parties. ( read here)

No race is mentioned in PR component parties, right ? Does that not tell you something ? And to add salt to the worm infected wound in BN there's Perkasa, the sneaky mouth-piece of UMNO. Yes, Perkasa the shit-stirrers of racists remarks and champions of the "ketuanan" Melayu crap. Nobody has questioned the Malay rights issue. It is only made worse by these goons who demanded crutches where it was not needed. Now thanks to Perkasa, simple and ordinary Malays in UMNO are at a cross-road deciding between their ready rights and an evil and ex-premier's pet project called Perkasa !

And that porn-star president of MCA too should keep his filthy mouth shut and tell his "konchos" to disassociate from the very people who labelled the Chinese race as "pendatangs". And has he no balls to face up to that Ibrahim Ali who dished out "white" ang pow packets to elderly Chinese folks from old folks homes at a Chinese New Year dinner hosted by Perkasa recently. Have the Chinese in MCA no pride in themselves anymore ? Shame on them !
Stupid and shameless MCA !

UMNO's version of Najib's 1Malaysia

my wish to you....

.....who pass through this blog occasionally, have a

"HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS GONG XI FA CAI"

Cheers always !

#Drive safe, buckle-up and go easy on that hard stuff !

shame on you bad cops (pt.2)

I'll vote for that government who can guarantee me that the streets are safe where I can drive my car and stop at traffic lights and no one will smash my windows to grab anything from me ! I'll vote for that government who can assure me that I can leave my house unlocked and no one will walk in and ransack my it. I'll vote for that government who can guarantee that a policeman is doing his job patrolling the streets and not hiding around bends to stop me and "extort" me for not wearing a seat-belt.

Heck, I could go on and on and on but tell me honestly.....when was the last time you actually saw a cop chasing a snatch thief much less see a cop anywhere near a robbery ? I have heard about snatch thieves being beaten to a pulp by passer-bys before handing over to the cops and that's real street justice if you ask me but our boys-in-blue right are now too busy "implementing" the latest Road Department ruling on "back-passengers buckling-up" then catching "mat-rempit" snatch thieves. And these scum-bags, who most times are in twos on motorbikes, are so farking daring in their bold activities that they'll put our cops to shame at the lightning speed they get-a-way ! Reading reference at "hot hot chicken shit"

I have nothing nice to say of these government servants who are supposed to be our guardians and our neighborhoods. Of course you'll say there are some good guys in the forces too.... but damn, who gives a rat's ass for such talk ? Everyday hundreds of snatch thefts happen and only a fraction gets reported and nobody gets caught, so ?? Every month these cops collect their pay shamelessly without flinching that they did not earn that money for their integrity or honesty but had sat on their asses the entire month doing NOTHING !! Don't they have any dignity in carrying out their duty and jobs ?

And all this rot is because our police have forgotten who their "real" masters are....we the tax-paying rakyat ! I must blame this shit on nearly 50 years of BN rule and the arm-twisting and "held-at ransom" tactics from the time of that old, senile and thoroughly corrupted Tun. I did write in my earlier post "shame on you bad cops"....about what I think of them.

I find it so easy to believe the police never cared why they joined the forces for. Maybe it was for the "perks and favours" they get when stopping foreign workers by road sides to check for their passports or to hide behind bushes to spot motorists on the cell phone or without safety belts. That is the impression I have of our overnment servants in blue....and surely many out there agree with me but are too ashamed to admit it.

So going by this shit in our neighborhood alone ,I say ABU....anything but UMNO ! Yes, once UMNO is thrown out of Putrajaya, then maybe.....just maybe, these servants-in-blue will learn to serve the people who pay for their food, their holidays, their kids' education and the cloth on their back.

Until then I'll keep my options on "who to vote" closed and patiently wait for....ABU !

our problem....

....Amen !!
p.s. click on image for larger view.
and thanks visvaks.

Latest: 7Malaysia !

Now if you think this is the number 1 that the prime minister Najib holds dearly in promoting then I think something 's gone awfully wrong. Maybe the contractor was stream-lining the numero uno to appease our FLOM who is so keen on all those aerobic exercises she indulges in or maybe that the contractor had run short of funds to "fatten" the all important number Malaysians especially in BN are so fixated with.

But my guess is, 7 is that "back-door" local bred chief minister's Zamri's favorite or lucky number. I really thought 7 was what I was actually looking at and never the number 1.

Well maybe Najib has never set foot on this island cos if he did, he would be so insulted and infuriated by this thamby for making such a mockery of Najib's all important 1this and 1that !

You tell me.....if I should be forgiven for saying it's a 7 !

Cheers and a "HAPPY NEW YEAR" to all !

**click on pic for larger view.

with no CONSULTATION whatsoever...

The RAHMAN prophecy certainly rings true and nigh this Christmas. And Najib , being a beneficiary of a Christian missionary school education himself, will be the last Prime Minister from UMNO/BN. That's the way I am feeling already.

I attended a "rare" mass this evening and at the end of the mass a young priest read a short but crucial message from the Archbishop of Kuala Lumpur to a packed cathedral from all over the world and from all walks of life, regarding Datin Seri Zavirah Mohd Shaari, a Muslim, who has been appointed principle to the SMK Bukit Nanas Convent ( here ) ! I remind you, the key words stressed were " of grave and serious trampling of religious rights of privately owned schools" and as, in the title of this post.

PM Najib as usual will play dumb because he has no idea what his cabinet or Muhiyuddin is "cooking". And 1million Catholics have a date and "an axe to grind" with Najib and UMNO come the next General Election. Wonder if, in the same vein, what UMNO would do if a non-Malay is appointed perhaps, to be the next prime minister of Malaysia ?

This issue is certainly an added bonus for conversation at all open houses this Christmas ! Way to go Rahman....erhhh.... Najib ! Just like to wish you and the missus a Merry Christmas ! Take care of yourself, okay.

And read ( here ) what another Muslim "orang lama" blogger writes on this topic ! Brilliant !

p.s. the original school badge (right) was sent to me a few minutes ago. Thanks Lita.

all the looney's men, stand up !

Who do you think is the most frustrated idiot in Penang today ?

Ever since the new government took the reins of power in Penang from Gerakan back in 2008, one man or rather one totally frustrated man with a despicable attitude or to put it in a "nutshell".......a local idiot who has made it a "jihad" to tarnish and attack whatever good the new government can do or is doing. His target is none other then Lim Guan Eng, the chief minister himself.

This simpleton must have had a very violent and deprived childhood to be so vile and uncouth. My first guess is, he must have lost out heavily on a lot of projects dished out on a platter to him by the previous government and is now facing lawsuits from uncompleted project which came to a halt when the new government scrapped all crony favoured contracts of the past government. and introduced a level playing field and transparency. Then again, he being who he is and bankrupt of ideas, need as much free publicity as he can garner to climb up the ranks in his puny political career in an equally dubious UMNO. He comes on as a strong runner-up only to that frog, Ibrahim Ali of Perkasa and the father of corruption and racism, the MahaTun if gauged with a "looney-meter" for absolute stupidity !

He is also the Komtar Traders Association vice-president apart from being the chairman of Pertubuhan Suara Anak-Anak Malaysia and a host of other silly NGO groups and is always surrounded with young and like-minded suspect "Malays" ( I'll give you the benefit to judge for yourselves) and an "untouchable" to the boys-in-blue.

He was one of two "Malays" ( the other being Perkasa Youth of Penang) who demanded former Bar Council president Ambiga's citizenship revoked ( here ) for spear-heading the July "Bersih" walk.

Again he was the rouge who chanted anti racial slur and disrupted traffic as usual after Friday prayers ( here ) while the cops looked the other way.

In July he caused a stir with bras and panties ( here ).

Then he made another stupid publicity stunt ala MG Pandithan ( here )

And now with this latest cheap and shitty stunt ( here ) we can confirm what this village idiot is made off and where he's heading to.....if not to the mental hospital, flushed into the sewers and out to the Jelutong river!

And this cretin is the "hired" product of UMNO, a party Najib claims as moderate, modern and unifying, yes ? With these type of crass creatures vying for party post to govern us, UMNO is doomed and Najib will be dumped come the next GE ! And the favour of who to vote next is nicely cut out for the Opposition. Go figure Mr. Prime Minister.

One thing's for sure, he's definitely somehow related to that old and senile ex-prime minister the Tun. I can see the resemblance somewhere or they could both be from the same "kampung" back in their native Kerala but I'd also bet my last ringgit, the old "paw-peh, paw-peh" geezer would say otherwise and that he cannot remember this particular village idiot from Adam.

Need I say more ? I rest my case !

...what would have been " a-walk-in-the-park"

It should have been "a walk in the park" yesterday 10th. December 2011, was instead a gathering round some Christmas trees in the atrium of the KLCC, no thanks for the advice of the learned lawyers of the KLCC advisory body. Correct me if I am wrong, but should not an injunction from any court name the individual persons and not a loose gathering of people in an injunction ? Maybe there was no injunction in the first place but then who's going to know anyways, right ?

There were about a hundred donning tees in bright and "Bersih" colour and maybe a few hundreds more who were in muftis with streaks of yellow somewhere in the design, but nevertheless they were there in numbers and gave their support wholeheartedly. Below are some pictures of some light moments at the peaceful assembly of our rakyat for your viewing pleasure.

...the management decided that Saturday would be an ideal day to wash the lake-side walkway of the KLCC park. So barricades were put up to keep anyone from peacefully "loitering" around the area.....

...so the crowd decided to mill around the Christmas trees and making a statement to the management of KLCC that nothing is going to stop our citizens from assemblying, meeting or gathering peacefully anywhere in OUR country.....

....most came to shop, meet and gather and sing songs as they pleased and I was glad to see a good mix of tax-paying citizens of this country spending some time away from their computers and out there.....

...this blogger even went to greet the security head with a warm hand-shake....

while our very own "mother teresa" of Madagascar beamed approvingly.....notice that yellow shopping-bag on her shoulder.

....ahhh.....cup cakes.....to die for ! And yellow cream topping too. All 300 cups specially made and distributed to all present here at KLCC by Dian Abdullah....for free ! I even saw some tourists happily helping themselves to some.

...this guy gobbled a whole cup cake and nearly choked....

....I did not ask these beautiful ladies ( left to right: Lita, Claire and Doreen) permission to publish their faces here. Hope they're not thinking of suing me when comments from lecherous dirty old men start coming in....

...2 not so angry birds.....going by the expression on their faces....

....with reference to the last "yellow" gathering in the KLCC park which ended in a "storm" by a certain over-bearing chaperon of yet another lovely young girl on facebook, I'm putting up this picture of this stunning young lass here and without her consent too. I hope she sues me ! Then at least I'll get to see her again....even if it is in court.

.....Kamal and his lovely family.....out to lend support to peacefully assemble anywhere they pleased.....

this "yellow" family even got a photo-op with Santa.....hey darling , get off of old Santa's lap, will you ? Good "perks" for Santa, no ?

....and last but not least.....Duke the Whisperer with Malaysia's No. 1 football fan !

Have a good Sunday....what ever's left of it !
Cheers !

This government is walking on very very thin ice !

Who's bloody idea is this again ? Is it JAKIM or the police or the government of the day who's behind this new directive ? This is the last straw. Either they withdraw that damn "directive" immediately or face the wrath of the citizens come the next GE. Treat this as a FINAL warning BN. And don't give us that stupid "security" reasons shit again !

And I am still waiting what that MB Khalid of Selangor is doing about this ugly episode (here ). Get off your corporate-arse and "fix" this immediately MBKhalid or you too will know what will happen in the next GE too !

Back in November 2008 I did this very disturbing post prompted by a comment from one commentor, of zealots poking their filthy noses and messing religious festivities with their bigoted "conditions". Today they want particulars and addresses of the head of houses these carollers go to. Will these idiots never stop ! Again after 3 years I'm upset once more....sheeesh !!
Go and read my post from the past here .................

Anonymous said...

Unrelated – Stephen, may I ask if in your area the BEC leader have to get a police permit for “Christmas Carols” sung from house to house during Advent ?
Over here, we go around the blocks for 4 days the maximum in a group of 20 i.e., children and adults, dressed like Santa, carry a guitar and other smaller musical instruments. Never have loud speakers. How much of noise can we be making ? The police had last year asked for list of the Christmas songs, not enough that they want the lyrics also. Is this fair ? And the Government is calling USA racist !!

Yellow Rose of Texas

11/07/2008 09:24:00 AM

Some guys have all the luck.....

Who would spend RM 15 million for his marriage and yet have his face blurred on his wedding pictures ? The bride in question is none other then Syella Kamaruddin, a little know singer but has made the big time now with her marriage to this elusive VVIP recently. She became the second wife to this amorous retired civil servant, who also showered her with a RM5 million bungalow and an Audi R8 amongst others as goodies to seal the deal. ( follow the rest of the story in Bahasa Malaysia here )

But I am stumped numb understanding that if he was a high ranking and retired civil servant living off of the tax-payers generosity and on a retiree's pension, how could he afford such an excessively grandiose second marriage that's got all the trimmings of an English wedding ?





....ooopps....somehow this last picture seemed to have escaped the orders of the censorship board so here it is folks......hmmm....but does he not remind you of someone very (un)popular until recently ?? No prizes for guessing who,okay ?

I'm humming to Rod Stewart's............ "some guys have all the luck, some guys have all the pain, some guys get all the breaks some guys do nothing but complain....." .....as I do this post !
Sigh !

Double-speak !

Take a good look at Satan in the picture above.Focus on tongue is encouraged. (don't get any other ideas apart from what's written below.)

This is the tongue of a politician. With this tongue a politician will promise you mostly heaven and make all your problems look like they would be solved the minute you voted him in. With this tongue he would tell you the sweetest things you want to hear more so if he's got everything to lose if he lost an election. More so if his loss is blamed, in domino effect, the fall of the entire party and history, re-written. This is the double-speak tongue a politician of the BN will use at will. For nearly 54 years the lies and the double-speak has been churned out continuously that I want to puke everytime I hear one of them speak now.

BN a party that thrived on lies, nepotism, cronyism, corruption and savagery and even unleashed fear into the hearts of it's citizens should they vote otherwise. A party that thinks they have brain-washed the mind-sets of the rural folks into think they are the "saviors" to this country. This party is nearing extinction with it's crass behavior of its uncouth members, hundreds of scandals from robbing or siphoning public coffers of billions of tax-payers ringgits, absolute corruption to abuse of power by the authorities, raping the Judiciary and Police and spreading racism and to even murder. And we the rakyat are to be blamed time and again for being "sold" by this double-speak party.

Now take a look of just a few examples in the clips below.
Somehow I notice most of the video clips featuring Najib and that old racist , the Tun, have been "spammed" by cyber-troopers. Very timely too !

The buck stops here !

The Penguin Walk re-visited .

Today I want to refresh your memory of that first Penguin Walk back on 26th. September 2007 !

Click here and have a read, but more ironically read the comments !

Now be prepared for the 2nd. walk this Tuesday @ 11:30am as the "penguins" come out in force again on the 29th. November 2011 ! A force to be reckoned with !

of vultures and hyenas.

Try as I want to write something "nice" about our police force I come to a blank ! Never has the Malaysian police department been up to their nose in shitty and dirty corruption then at the present time !

These guardians of our lives and protectors of our neighbourhood and streets are the very crooks we tax-paying citizens have to fear most ! They have tarnished the good name of law and order they so solemnly swore to up-hold without fear or favour ! Of course you might argue there are some good cops still and I'm not being fair to paint them all in one brush, no ? But the facts and there's just too many of them, far out-weighs whatever good a few cops can do or have done. There is no redemption in sight and all credibility is eroded. Finito !

Police brutality and deaths in the once very sacred hollow of their stations are common occurrence. Bribes and threats go hand-in-hand. Laziness and greed are qualities bred with years of service. Serving and sucking-up to the affluent is business as usual. Denying the lowly educated and poor is also okay in a days work. Cover-ups and "fixing" a wrong can also be bargained for the right price. In fact I could go on and on but then again is there anything I know you don't know yourself already ?

Famous and over-used line is..... "we are investigating, so don't speculate or you could be charged for spreading rumours" or "we have set up a special committee to look into that" is bullshit meant for kampung folks ! Sorry we don't buy that shit anymore !

Such is the SOP of our officers-in-blue and the rakyat is pissed off beyond belief and have not one thing nice to say of them. Poor excuse for human beings, that's what they are. A police force that will immediately spring into action when their political masters say 'go'... a force that is like a blood-hound chained in a cage without food and water for a month. A well fed force that will deploy hundreds and use their mighty water cannon and tear-gas to arrest at will once their political masters say 'arrest them' ! A force that has no respect for the very hand ( read you and me-as tax-payers ) that feeds them monthly with a fat salary from our blood and sweat earned ringgits.

I am so damn angry, so bloody pissed off with these morons-in-blue after I read this ( here ) ! Talk about making a police report about a robbery in a police station by a policeman who was guarding evidence taken from another bunch of bandits, the MACC of Malaysia by his fellow policemen thieves....ptuii !!

This just about sums it up !

The 2-storey out-house
thanks JW !