Sunday, April 15, 2012

It's just dawned on me...!

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup,
and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much
larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess; someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.He is living like a King, and has absolutely
no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others
who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly
it hit me like a ton of bricks....
Yikes....I think my cat is a Member of Parliament
from*contributed by my good friend Vis.

**Disclaimer: The original contribution was about dogs...nawh....I love dogs to bits, so I won't associate them to this party's members even in jest. Apologies and without prejudice to all cat lovers !


Tiger said...

Hehehehe, good one!
Great to start the week like this!

nstman said...

there are cats, there are cats, and there are fat cats. Fat cats belong to Barisan, Umno in particular. The moment you become a Umno winnable cat, you become an instant millionaire.

Anonymous said...


You know that the PM has been exposed!!


Joe Black